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tryna put my current top four ships into perspective lmaooooo

i wanted to add “GOTH tm” and “immortals” to dreamling & angbang but there is no section where they intersect 😭😭

i think the angbang art is by phobs!!

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Take Your Kid to Work Day (with Dream's decidedly more alarming version of an artist rendering their kid's drawing)

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Ever since I saw the Hob and the homework meme, I was like I know for a fact Hob would hate his past-selves a lot Also I know I pretty much draw crack ideas but a joke I make is that for all of Hob's days of bedding men and women. It was too much pressure to do it with Dream. (Don't worry to my Chimney post they will go at it for a very long time)

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Someone pinch Hob he must be dreaming hahaha. Part of the Prof AU! Hob's class sometimes goes through the same ups and downs when Hob is having love life issues (mainly just Prof. Murphy)

the calm before the storm

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Bonus:

Morpheus & Hob Gadling ❤️ [inspi]

THE SANDMAN | 1.06 “The Sound of Her Wings”

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Family Dinner Theater

Sandman Inktober Day 19 (dolls/puppets) gets to see Desire having some fun at Dream's expense 💕

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Dream is tired.

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I have to be honest, I don't like when Billy gets adopted. And yes im talking about the canon too.

I kinda like the Vasquez, they're fine. But I don't like the Shazamfamily trope with so many people and Billy being homeless and independent is much more impactful. I prefer the traditional Billy-Mary-Freddy-Dudley thing. (Tawny too i guess). I can't care enough about Eugene, Pedro, Darla and the parents to want them when I reading

Billy working with the other heroes, even if it's just little Billy, is so much more important and sweet. We need more of that. Less parental stuff and more Billy being the little brother of the League and an absurd amount of villains.

*whispers*: The reason (SOME of) the non-Billy fans keep writing/talking about him being adopted by *insert popular dc hero* is because they can’t comprehend that he has his own supporting cast and independent life that doesn’t need the older heroes to hold it up—

WHO SAID THAT? Not me. 👀

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*whispers*: The reason (SOME of) the non-Billy fans keep writing/talking about him being adopted by *insert popular dc hero* is because they can’t comprehend that he has his own supporting cast and independent life that doesn’t need the older heroes to hold it up—

WHO SAID THAT? Not me. 👀

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pjo tweets even tho twitter is DEAD

inspired by @phoenix--flying post go check out those posts^^

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Travis: Why do you love Malcolm?

Connor: Uhh he's cool I guess. I don't know, he....*immediately starts yapping about him so quickly only Hermes himself as the god of speed would be able to understand*

Connor: Also I like annoying him :)

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Annabeth: Why Connor?

Malcolm: *pulls out an entire list of things he likes about Connor* in alphabetical order with psychological explanations on why I like it?

Annabeth: *nods*

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pollux you are SO underrated and SO important to me being one of two children of dionysus at the camp and getting to actually see your godly parent every single day but then losing your twin brother and being all alone and rallying the campers together when there's talks of a spy at camp and THEN during the heroes of olympus era when dionysus has gone back to mount olympus being completely alone and still mourning your twin and then you meet your Roman half-brother and actually think you've got another sibling and then that sibling ends up dying??? are you kidding me??? pollux my beloved

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Pollux studies psychology to try and help his fellow campers

He wants to quit and or fist fight the gods by the end of the day

Pollux: *ranting to Chiron* Travis needs a hug & parental approval, Connor has separation anxiety, we all have PTSD, Percy and Leo are suicidal, Annabeth has mommy AND daddy issues, the entire Ares cabin need to be put DOWN, Katie has seasonal depression, we are all severely unmedicated AND I NEED A DRINK

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Not my typical post but Mr. D is so the type to talk about Pollux like he's the sun, moon, and the stars to anyone around, willing or unwilling to listen. He shoots a hoop, like, once? "That boy right there is an Athlete." He spills pancake batter all over himself? "My favorite chef." Absolute cornball Mr. D is. Like, cartoon levels of cheesy ass dad. He'll get REALLY overprotective if a girl so much as brushes knuckles with him during training. "Are you trying to court MY son?" Maybe he'd still say his name wrong, but instead of something like Pablo is just "Poluxyluxyluxyloo!!!" Ridiculousness, I tell you. Come, frolick with me as we think about silly old men who love their families dearly.

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Not my typical post but Mr. D is so the type to talk about Pollux like he's the sun, moon, and the stars to anyone around, willing or unwilling to listen. He shoots a hoop, like, once? "That boy right there is an Athlete." He spills pancake batter all over himself? "My favorite chef." Absolute cornball Mr. D is. Like, cartoon levels of cheesy ass dad. He'll get REALLY overprotective if a girl so much as brushes knuckles with him during training. "Are you trying to court MY son?" Maybe he'd still say his name wrong, but instead of something like Pablo is just "Poluxyluxyluxyloo!!!" Ridiculousness, I tell you. Come, frolick with me as we think about silly old men who love their families dearly.

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baby will solace awwwwww awwwwwwwh awwwww