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Not aesthetically pleasing but tasty and only 880 calories. Got a 3 egg omelette with cheese, onion, and salsa. 2 baked potatoes with cheese, onion, Greek yogurt, and salsa. #eatingbetter #homecook #imbroke #weightlossjourney https://www.instagram.com/p/CIqgPpAhn2I/?igshid=12v12onfc5lpb

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When it’s bedtime and he wants you to know it’s bedtime. #cat #catdad #gay #gaycatdad #chonk #gaybeard #mister https://www.instagram.com/p/CIpR0MIhopw/?igshid=1emqqpygqerdo

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I think this is my biography. #Used #Cheap #Available #Gay #Sad #PerpetuallySingle https://www.instagram.com/p/CCkJxmrB97R/?igshid=9406wbhj9x4c

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Demon Spawn (Mazikeen) managed to get on top of the door. She could not get down. She panicked. I got her down. And then she proceeded to get up again. And panicked. I let her suffer. And she screamed like a Banshee. And then fell back legs off. Managed to get back on. So I got her down again. Meanwhile Mister is just like “you took her in, not me”. #cats #cat #kit #kitten #kittens #mister #maze #mazikeen #demonspawn #catdad #catdaddy #beardedcatdad #beard #bearwithcats #gaycatdad #gay #gaybear #gaybeard #catowner https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DfhPyBqTS/?igshid=1r4j8aacc1fh3

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At least someone loves me. #snuggles #snugglebuds #cats #cat #kit #kitten #kittens #mister #catdad #catdaddy #beardedcatdad #bear #beard #bearwithcats #instagay #gaycatdad #gay #gaybear #gaybeard #catowner #single #perpetuallysingle https://www.instagram.com/p/B-geGALBjXX/?igshid=1v9yp7ko2bf7s

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This goes from “what do you want?” To “don’t you dare” then to “okay you can dare” then “don’t stop slave” then “aww yiss” and finally “oh no” #snuggles #snugglebuds #cats #cat #kit #kitten #kittens #mister #catdad #catdaddy #beardedcatdad #bear #beard #bearwithcats #instagay #gaycatdad #gay #gaybear #gaybeard #catowner https://www.instagram.com/p/B-DgX9JhKlv/?igshid=1ue1n73mrdglt

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I was providing cheek and neck scritches and she fell asleep like this. #ithinkshehasafetish #snuggles #snugglebuds #cats #cat #kit #kitten #kittens #maze #mazikeen #demonspawn #catdad #catdaddy #beardedcatdad #bear #beard #bearwithcats #instagay #gaycatdad #gay #gaybear #gaybeard #catowner https://www.instagram.com/p/B-De-0mBBrS/?igshid=1r51d6putaq5x

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Got to meet one of the AMAZING dancers that performed tonight, while waiting in line to meet @todrick . @jamesglittle was probably my second thing about the show. (Toddy H performing lives was so much more than I could have expected it to be). But was such a good dancer! Plus he’s also super cute. #todrickhall #todrickhalltour #hauspartyworldtour #gay #instagay #eggplantshirt #cuteboy #igottohughim #ilooklikeapotato https://www.instagram.com/p/B5E-YhAhpmO/?igshid=zkvsvg6js1pu

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Seeing @todrick in real life is so amazing. Legit cried at one point and it’s not even over. Thanking my Best Friend @justjoshwilldo for the best birthday present. #Crying #TodrickHall #EmosAustin #Todrick #HausParty #HousePartyWorldTour #Gay #InstaGay (at Emo's) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5EjEwmhsLx/?igshid=1k7wv6o29yt5f

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Road Trip Pit Stop! #beaverbeliever #buccees #omwtoaustin #TodrickHallTonight (at Buccees) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5DlUj5hSdL/?igshid=1glgj1tvt7u5n

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All the time

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Oh btw Yzma is a golden example of a likeable non sympathetic villain. The audience knows she is totally evil and pretty much un redeemable but the writers and character designers did such an excellent job of making her so likeable and visually appealing A fucking plus

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I challenged my cousin mash up Brittany Spears’ “Toxic” and “O Come All Ye Faithful” and she did it in about 20 seconds

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Mister got Fixed on Thursday. So he has been shut in my room since coming home on Friday. Maze has been shut out of my room since then. They are both sad because they can’t play with each other, but also because I can only be in one place at a time. 😢 it breaks my heart to have to listen to one or the other cry while i am in the opposite room. Wednesday is the day that I can stop being so strict with him. So far no swelling or redness. No oozing or anything. Seems to be healing well. #cats #cat #kit #kits #kitten #kittens #kittensofinstagram #catsofinstragram #catdad #catdaddy #beard #cuddles #cuddlebuddies #catcuddles #kittencuddles #beardedcatdad #instagay https://www.instagram.com/p/B3Vc4QXBicn/?igshid=smxxzs2rh0xh

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I had a dream last night that I was at a coffee shop and there was a drink called ‘fistbumping lesbians’ and it was a seven shot caramel latte

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Daniele Watts, an African-American actress who has starred in Hollywood films such as Django Unchained, was “handcuffed and detained” by Los Angeles police officers after being mistaken for a prostitute for kissing her white husband in public.