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if you told me your dog was heterosexual i'd be like. uh. dogs don't have a concept of gender or sex dipshit. but if you told me your dog was gay i'd be like that fucking rips bro hell yes
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hanging with my boys in the senate on wednesday the 15th, cant wait to see what theyve got planned, i hope its a suprise party
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I have my driving test on Saturday
Regardless of whether I pass would it be weird if I asked my driving instructor to drive me home after
I think I’ll just be exhausted and on the verge of puking from the stress
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my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring
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who the hell has me blocked on pinterest
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some of those ‘body positive’ people really are like ‘oh wow it’s so brave of you to exist with that ugly ass nose on you face! 🤗 like it takes so much confidence to exist for people who unfortunately look like you 😢❣️ but you’re an actual QUEEN 👑 and you should never be ashamed of how ugly you actually are ✊ honestly power to you for not letting society pressure you into removing all of these ugly features that you do have 😭❤️’
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