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“This cat saying “well hi!” in a southern accent”

🎥: Gambino_911

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I made a Disaster Bi pride flag.

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“You just have a straight vibe.”

I am bisexual.  And I occasionally go thru a phase where I worry that I’m faking the whole liking girls thing and am actually just a straight girl.  Which is most definitely not the case.  Recently, I have had a few people tell me I have a straight vibe.

FIRST OF ALL:

Bitch what??????????????????

How are you gonna be fucking LGBT+ and invalidate my fucking sexuality????

It’s bad enough when straight people do it but god it’s a whole different pain when a non-straight person does it.

It intensifies those thoughts and insecurities of faking it.  Like a lot.  And now I can’t fucking watch straight porn or feel attracted to a man without feeling guilty or like I’m not a “real” bisexual.  

Literally if you don’t know someone’s sexuality don’t fucking assume that they’re straight.  Or gay.  Or anything.  

Fuck off with that “vibes” bullshit

I used to do it too, but now I realize it’s problematic af and feels so so shitty to get that fucking judgement cast down upon me.  The Gay Gods have decided I am not queer enough today and therefore will be voted of the Island.

It’s hard enough to deal with biphobia from people outside of the community jesus christ can we please stick together instead of playing this stupid ass sexuality guessing game????

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There is literally NOTHING more powerful than outsquating the creepy guy staring at you at the gym. I had not done 3 squats and this asshole was flying out the door. I feel like a fucking goddess.

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Some thoughts on TROS from an actor/(amateur) writers perspective:

-  fuck rose’s entire character and story arc I guess???  I hated her being into finn just as much as the next person but completely ignoring that it happened???  utter shit.  It could’ve literally been a small scene where Rose said something like “hey sorry about what happened at Crate, I shouldn’t have done that.”  and Finn could’ve been like “uhhh no prob.”  and her bein like “I’m over it now, so you don’t have to worry about me being all weird.”  boom plot hole solved

-  Props to all the actors for doing the best with a whack-ass script.  

-  Oscar Isaac said “Fuck Disney, Poe’s gay for Finn.”  and I AM HERE FOR IT!!

-  Rey bein a motherfucking BADASS the whole fucking time was amazing!!

-  I fucking loved Kylo Ren’s transition to Ben Solo, Adam Driver is an amazing actor

-  on that note, the actors’ backs must fucking hurt from having to carry the entire movie on their talent and instincts.  It takes expert craftsmanship to create such beautiful, truthful character arcs out of a shaky script and directors/writers that were not focused on their characters and crafting.  

-  I’ve never been a huge Reylo person until that last scene, but goddamn some good ass moments came out of it.  Daisy and Adam fucking nailed the chemistry.  I was literally sitting there thinking “Oh my God, do it.  Fucking kiss!”

- honestly the last 2 movies (TLJ and TROS) have favored visual spectacle and nostalgia over a solid plot.    

- WHERE THE FUCK DID PALPATINE COME FROM????  HE WAS LITERALLY YEETED SEVERAL THOUSAND FEET DOWN A PIPE WITH HIS OWN POWER KILLING HIM????  ARE WE TO BELEIVE THAT THE SITH LITERALLY CAN’T DIE UNTIL A SUC

-  I (along with I think a lot of ppl) was sure that Rey was Luke’s daughter.  Now you’re telling me that ugly, dusty, crusty lookin Palpatine had sexual intercourse with someone??

- BEN SOLO DID NOT FUCKING DESERVE TO BE KILLED OFF AFTER SACRIFICING EVERYTHING AND LITERALLY SAVING THE RESISTANCE.  FUCK.  It feels like the only reason they did that is because Darth Vader laid down his life, so they had to play in to nostalgia.  Fuck. That. Shit.  In my opinion it would’ve been a much better story to show contrast in generations, Ben Solo should’ve lived.  Rey fucking deserved to be happy.  It would’ve been interesting to see a Jedi not be melancholy as FUCK because someone they care for deeply has been ripped away from them too soon.

-  Where did the Force Energy healing come from??? doesn’t match up at all with the other 6 fucking movies.  I liked it as a plot device for this movie and it seems plausible for Star Wars logic, but I hate that all this shit got added as a cheap plot device.  It seems like they forgot this was part of a 9 part series and were like “fuck it we’re creating new stuff The Force can do.”  Although you could maybe argue that Rey and Ben’s amount of power is unprecedented because of the dyad.  

-  Speaking of, SO IT WASN’T SNOKE CONNECTING THEM, IT WAS AN EXTREMELY RARE, POWER BOND BETWEEN SOULS???  ONE MIGHT EVEN SAY THAT THEY WERE SOULMATES????  IF THE BOND WAS SO FUCKING STRONG SHOULDN’T IT HAVE KILLED BOTH OF THEM???  WHY SHOULD BEN GIVING REY SOME OF HIS LIFE FORCE KILL ONLY HIM?  

- Speaking of Snoke, BITCH WHAT THE FUCK????  So was Snoke like a creation of Palpatine?  That he manipulated and spoke thru like a puppet???  I guess that kind of fixes the whole killing him off bullshit.  

-  I’ve said before and I’ll say it again:  It’s obvious that the plot was not a priority.  It’s clear that an overarching narrative between TFA, TLJ, and TROS was not planned.  And with the changing hands over who had creative control, the story changed.  No consistency at all.  

-  Hux is the spy?? bitch wut???

TL;DR:  Ben deserved better.  Fight me.   In terms of plot, it feels like profit was prioritized over art and storytelling.  The cast did the best they could with what they had, but the conflict between the choices they made for their character and the writing of the show was clear.  Visually stunning.  Anything with Badass women kicking ass will get me pumped up.  I wanted so much more for this final movie, but it honestly could’ve been a lot fucking worse too.  

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If Bakugo dies at the end of this bullshit I’m going to fucking riot.

It’s not entirely out of the realm of possibility that he sacrifices his life in the big final fight. And I am Not Here For That.

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Arin Hanson and Phil Lester are the same age???????????????

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Agnes deserves the world

thank you for your time

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Literally if Luther hadn’t locked her away and shut her out, Vanya probably wouldn’t have lost her shit. 

The hardest thing about The Umbrella Academy is Reggie is literally training them to stop the apocolypse, which he is in fact responsible for because of how he treated the person who starts the apocolypse. 

and then his number 1 does everything he can to make sure it ends up happening.

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I just want a compilation of every time someone says “we’re not kids anymore”/”grow up!’  in TUA

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“If it’s about a dad dating other dads, how come some of them have kids???”

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Can we talk about this?!

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Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

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bisexuality