They/Them, 22, Genderfluid, Bisexual, Panromantic, Autistic, ADHD This is an alt blog for my more unhinged moments.
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Genuinely too scared to tell my friends and family what I'm into.
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Sure when they say "My cat really likes it when you pet them." It's fine
But when I say "You stroke my pussy so good babe!" I'm the weird one?
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I want opaque hamfisted communist cultural criticism in my porn!
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I would let these two do irrevocable things to me
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Maid Monday, the sub-series where I post and rate maid designs.
April Fools special! Maria from Victorian Maid: Maria no Houshi.
Not gonna lie, doing a Maid Monday for Maria's been in the back of my mind for a while, but I like to keep my main blog as SFW as I can stand so I'm doing it on my NSFW side blog.
Love Maria's design. Nice and traditional, a nice full sized... Dress, a really big... apron. A big round... Bonnet.
I like the shoes, I like the collar, but most of all I really like the shall with the gold highlights that match the hair.
All jokes of Maria coming from a hentai I really like her design overall as a maid. Uniform Tier.
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I don't understand breeding kinks.
Like not in that I don't understand why people are into it, cause like it's hot as fuck, but like...
That's kinda the whole biological point of sex?
Like we're evolved to breed in order for our species to survive.
Girl that's not a kink that's just basic biology.
#I'm not saying it isn't valid as a kink#I just find it funny I guess#I mean I often joke I'm straight in a very gay way whenever I get a crush on a girl so like you do you. Just have fun#malarky
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Can we just move on from Overwatch and FF7 porn? Please!?
#malarkey#I know its going to be controversial#but its so boring#so painfully vanilla#I've seen some good Cloud stuff tho
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You know... Sometimes I forget I'm weird
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Shifting armor makes me unreasonable horny
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"My son is fine."
Ma'am, your son is fantasizing about getting impregnated by a twink.
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I want to be an object, not objectified >:(
one thing this one really appreciates about the doll and maid community on tumblr is that they seem to all have come together in firm agreement that, no, a skimpy little maid dress is NOT appropriate attire for the sorts of work maids and dolls are made to do. put that object in a proper apron. it does not matter if it's for sex, the sexy outfit is improper.
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Despite her ambitions, she was never a real woman. All gears and porcelain skin, made to look pretty in a window and attract costumers, yet she wasn't even good for that.
Why any dollmaker would make such an ugly thing was anyone's guess. Lumpy and cracked and with empty eyes.
Yet try as she might, she couldn't help but want. And that somehow made it all the more painful.
#malarkey#writing#short story#living doll#dollcore#I didn't get enough sleep and had this fragment stuck in my head.
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