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reminder to tag "wake up" stuff with derealization + unreality

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Hello everyone! This is resource I wanted to tell you all about! It’s an app called “Voice Pitch Analyzer”. It has you read a passage a full minute, and then tells you if the range may be perceived as more masculine, feminine, or androgynous. (Disclaimer: Obviously peoples voices vary from person to person. There are women with very low voices and men with very high ones. This does not mean they aren’t “real” men and women. This is simply a post for those with voice dysphoria or who would just like to sound more masculine, feminine, or androgynous to those around them). Please don’t be discouraged if you voice does not land in the range you want it to! It takes practice, and practice is just what this app is for. It allows you to practice speaking in the range you want to be percieved as. Admittedly, it can be a little disheartening having to strain my voice just to get in the upper androgynous range, so a major dysphoria trigger warning to anyone considering downloading it, but, with practice I am getting better and able to talk in that low voice for longer periods of time.

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*smoke emiting from clenched fist*

woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!

*ring melts off woman’s hand*

woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..

woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* 

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Toaster no-

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I love your first thingy. *follows you*

This picture means that his mother, gave birth to him, the nurses cleaned him up, his mother then left when no one was looking, and then the nurse shown in this photo tried to took him to his mother, but, like I said before, she left

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This picture means that his mother, gave birth to him, the nurses cleaned him up, his mother then left when no one was looking, and then the nurse shown in this photo tried to took him to his mother, but, like I said before, she left

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Herman the Hedgehog appreciation post!

https://phineasandferb.fandom.com/wiki/Herman_the_Hedgehog

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Heheheh,,, when I grow up I'm gonna be terrible at adulting.

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Help I think I have a crush on somebody and I don't know if they like me back aaaaaaaaaaa

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I am dressed up as an opossum, with my blanket as my opossum fur

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Everybody: It’s not a UFO

No idea what it is

It flies

What the frick do you think a UFO stands for?

In conclusion anything can be a UFO if you are bad at identifying stuff.

Yours Sincerely,

@persea---potter

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Ah fuck

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Yeha ❤️