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y'know what, fuck literally everything

welcome to mcdonald can I take your order

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I can't take it seriously when I'm arguing with someone on Reddit and their name is something like Proper-Ad786 like bro shut up you don't even have a username

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me: "and this is my scribe, Cassius the Castrated."

Cassius: (in very high-pitched voice) "hello"

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people will literally learn that I'm feeling abandoned and then the first thing they do is start ignoring me and immediately doing things that they know will make me feel more abandoned

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just like me frfr

My toxic trait is how I feel rejected if someone I'm close to even talks to someone else. Because I know that no one ever chooses me when they have another option.

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both but I wasn't neglected I just have problems

are you the ‘once I get people close to me I will do everything to keep them happy and to keep them from abandoning me’ or ‘people are temporary and I’m ready to drop them at the moment’s notice or ready to be dropped because this can’t last’ type of neglected kid

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I haven't yet seen a Castiel meme about the Trump indictment you guys need to hurry up

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if I ever refer to someone as my "lover" I think I should be euthanized

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wow ive been here for a year that means i joined here on the day i met moa so glad i failed to kms like 2 days ago

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I'm on the spectrum

but I don't have good internet

she stimulate my rectum

we aint even had dinner yet

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I'm going to make a Sherlock Holmes spinoff called Sherminator. please give me money to make this happen.

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(at the artifacts store after leaving the waifu store empty-handed)

Me: hey do you have anything that isn't cursed

Shopkeeper: get the fuck out

(at the waifu store)

Me: hey can I have a pretty girl who is affectionate and just like not an asshole please

Shopkeeper: yes sir coming right up

Me: oh also can she be over the age of 18 that's pretty important to me

Shopkeeper: fuck

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(at the waifu store)

Me: hey can I have a pretty girl who is affectionate and just like not an asshole please

Shopkeeper: yes sir coming right up

Me: oh also can she be over the age of 18 that's pretty important to me

Shopkeeper: fuck

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hey girl you look like you could run from the cops do you wanna come help me with something

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using my evil warlock powers to make people find me tolerable

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if watching copious amounts of porn has taught me anything it's that the ahegao face is completely unnatural and it's jarringly forced whenever someone does it irl

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I could never be a necromancer it's too ethically complex