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brandon astle the man that you are

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i swear every time arty does a sweeping glove save i see bobby lou in his place

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2 points 😌

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Slimey, love of my life

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HELLO IT IS PREDS AMBASSADOR REPORTING FOR DUTY WITH JUUSE SAROS PROPAGANDA!!!!!!

@hockeyblorbopolls

Exhibit A:

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Fun facts:

- WILL BITE YOU

- There’s a really solid argument to be made that Sidney Crosby is his arch nemesis. Obviously Sid does not think the same about Juuse but that’s what makes it funny

- Despite being a cat himself, is a massive dog guy. Has a tattoo of one of his dogs. Hosts a monthly Nashville dog meetup thing with the preds foundation.

- Has been in some epic tandems over the years. Juicejuice now! Childhood friends with Lanky!! Whatever was going on with him and Pekka *gestures vaguely*!!!

- So overworked somebody give him a break. Played 58 games this season, which is the fewest he’s played in a season since Pekka retired in 2021

- Historically his party trick is twerking in the splits

- Because he is itty bitty relative to many hockey players there are a lot of good photos out there of him being Enveloped in hugs

- They did a segment one game that was just a montage of him mogging in suits I wish I had it to share with the world

- Just made the Finnish olympic team 🥰🥰

- Idk man he’s just my Special Little Guy I can promise you that without him the preds would have managed to find a way to be worse than the third worst team in the league this year even with the 2024-25 Preds Curse infecting him a bit also

Anyways he is so blorbo please vote for him that is my one ask as Preds Ambassador ok that’s it love you bye 💛💙💛

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Who Were the 2024/25 Vancouver Canucks? A Roster Primer & Season Story by Auriel @hughesybear and Blue @captainlexapro

As part of documenting the story of this season and helping people learn more about our silly whale team, Blue and I have put together a roster primer of the 2024/25 Vancouver Canucks that includes bios of all the players, goes over the narratives of the season, and provides all the truly necessary information you need to become a Canucks fan. We hope you enjoy it :)

This project was inspired by @beccaiscold's Canucks roster primers, so we highly encourage checking those out as well!

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mayor 👍

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luke prokop was the grand marshall of milwaukee's pride parade and they even dressed up the admiral's weird mascot in a tutu for the occasion 🥺🥺🌈

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Air pollution got me I'm going to fall asleep and never wake up

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"The C on his jersey stands for cunt. God bless our troops or whatever the Americans say" - my roommate seeing Connor McDavid

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It is thinking about train infrastructure wednesday on my dash and I think that is beautiful

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the russian five - keith gave

lites // getty // guralnick // guralnick // gonzalez // khl media

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