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@carrieskywalker: how are his casual fits somehow more obnoxious than his suits

↳INSTAGRAM: @sidneygannon uploaded a photo:

daws wfh on my day off? time to descend on him and make a nuisance of myself i guess!

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@carrieskywalker: the girls, gays and theys are having a field day over this jsyk

↳INSTAGRAM: @sidneygannon uploaded a photo:

daws just told me my glasses make me look ‘scholarly’ and daniela went on a 5 minute rant about how straight guys are weak for not being able to call each other fuckable during pride month? #ally or something

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@carrieskywalker: we need to stop calling them foster fails bc that implies the initial endeavour of fostering is even possible

@carrieskywalker: you’re adopting cats perry just accept it

↳INSTAGRAM: @matthewrparker uploaded a photo:

Hero’s cats like me more than her and, as it so happens, so do little PB’s foster fails too. The camera never lies.

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@carrieskywalker: i am crying over this if u wanna know

↳INSTAGRAM: @peanutbutterparker uploaded a photo:

Nap time \o/ zzzzz

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TEXTING: PROSPERO Carrie: boy i don't even know where i'm GOING Carrie: but thank you perry i love you a whole lot actually

TEXTING: CARRIE

Prospero: Happy birthday Carrie :) Remember to drink lots of water tonight :)

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TEXTING: DAHLIA Carrie: mwah! thank you m'lovely!!!!

TEXTING: CARRIE

Dahlia: Happy birth wars, cupcake!

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TEXTING: JACE Carrie: THANKS JACE Carrie: stop embarrassing dex btw xxxx

TEXTING: CARRIE

Jace: Happy birthday little lady x

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TEXTING: SIDNEY Carrie: unfortunately dex will always have first dibs on me sorryyyyy Carrie: but thank you sid i think you are just fine my man!!!! Carrie: oh so there's alcohol at my super secret birthday outing tonight... inchresting

TEXTING: CARRIE

Sidney: mad at dex for monopolising u today

Sidney: but choosing to be the bigger sexier cooler man about it

Sidney: mostly bc you’re actually gonna have such a blast lmao

Sidney: happy bday baby girl

Sidney: if you’re not too hungover tomorrow can i take you out? love you xxx

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TEXTING: PRIYA Carrie: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWINNIE LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Carrie: i love YOU so much it makes me look even STUPIDER Carrie: well the thing is i love you more than ewan mcgregor loves looking for sea otters sooooo

TEXTING: CARRIE

Priya: MAY THE FOURTH BE W YOU BIRTHDAY TWIN LETS GOOOOOOOOO

Priya: ilysm it makes me look stupid

Priya: Happy birthday love you more than Ewan McGregor loves to slay 💛💛💛💛

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TEXTING: ZAC Carrie: hey quick question what message did you unsend zachary Carrie: thank you very much btw i appreciate you Carrie: BUT WHAT ARE YOU NOT TELLING ME

TEXTING: CARRIE

Zac: Hey happy birthday :)

Zac: You deserve the best day ever!

Zac: And I hope you get to see all your fave Glup Shittos at tonight’s event :)

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Zac: Hope whatever plans you have are so fun haha

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TEXTING: CASSIE Carrie: THANK YOU ANGEL Carrie: omggggg should i be nervous? excited? nervcited? WHAT'S HE DOING

TEXTING: CARRIE

Cassie: Happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cassie: HAVE THE BEST DAY EVERRRRR

Cassie: Dex has really cool stuff planned hehehehehehe

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TEXTING: BONNIE Carrie: omg girl dw star wars day is always THE priority above anything else Carrie: thank ya love ya!!!!!

TEXTING: CARRIE

Bonnie: HAPPY STAR WAR DAY

Bonnie: omg

Bonnie: HAPPY BIRTHDAY???????

Bonnie: sorry lmao

Bonnie: my b

Bonnie: i did actually get you smth i just thought it was tomorrow LMAO

Bonnie: LOVE YA

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TEXTING: MAVERICK Carrie: well thank you v kindly mav!!!!!

TEXTING: CARRIE

Maverick: Happy birthday, sweetheart!

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TEXTING: ANNIE Carrie: thank GOD for you btw you are the reason the twin suns rise on tatooine actually Carrie: THANK YOU MY GIRL!!!!!

TEXTING: CARRIE

Annabelle: BOYS ARE USELESS I TOLD HIM TO LEAD WITH STAR WARS

Annabelle: MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU QUEEN

Annabelle: And happy birthday xxxxxxxxxx

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TEXTING: MATTY Carrie: they were right to scold you, star wars comes before everything Carrie: but you are forgiven bc i love you very much Carrie: THANK YOU

TEXTING: CARRIE

Matthew: Happy birthday, honey!

Matthew: Have the best day ever with that boy of yours. He’s got you spoiled rotten x

[several minutes later]

Matthew: As if they don’t have other priorities right now, Annie and Elias are scolding me. May the Fourth be with you, and all that x

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TEXTING: DEXTER Carrie: OH MY GOD did you come up with that yourself that's hilarious afdsdfsdf Carrie: you're my favourite human being jsyk Carrie: omg huh HUH what are we doing what secrets do you hold Carrie: obviously i will be padmé'd up and battle ready but what's happening ARE WE GOING TO GEONOSIS Carrie: tell jace to stfu btw ew Carrie: MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU I LOVE YOU I'LL SEE YOU SO SOON

TEXTING: CARRIE

Dexter: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

Dexter: YOU LIVE IN NABOO

Dexter: YOU LOOK LIKE A JEDI

Dexter: AND YOU FIGHT LIKE ONE TOO

Dexter: :D

Dexter: happy birthday caz:)

Dexter: i love you so much!!!!!!! you’re my favourite person in the whole world and i hope you have the best day ever

Dexter: thanks for letting me spend it with you :D matty has already text me twelve times today and hero even helped with the planning for today:)

Dexter: pls remember your padme battle arena cosplay later because if you don’t have it on for the evening plans the one of us is gonna get a lot of weird looks and it won’t be me haha :D

Dexter: jace says that sounds kinky but it’s not omg:(

Dexter: love you so excited for plans today!!!! happy bday!!!!! may the fourth be with you!!!!

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