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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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English added by me :)

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this is fucking animated crazy good, how come ive never seen this

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Excerpt from Kató Lomb’s “Polyglot: How I Learn Languages”

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People with low spoons, someone just recommended this cookbook to me, so I thought I'd pass it on.

I always look at cookbooks for people who have no energy/time to do elaborate meal preparations, and roll my eyes. Like, you want me to stay on my feet for long enough to prepare 15 different ingredients from scratch, and use 5 different pots and pans, when I have chronic fatigue and no dishwasher?

These people seem to get it, though. It's very simple in places. It's basically the cookbook for people who think, 'I'm really bored of those same five low-spoons meals I eat, but I can't think of anything else to cook that won't exhaust me'. And it's free!

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babe wake up a new disaster in applied libertarianism just dropped

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nightrider

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Most beautiful dance 🐙 !.

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I am now determined to find a way to use "ice cream freezer" as an insult again.

(source: The Troy Messenger, July 13, 1882.)

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New chapter of ungodly coffee drinks is out!

 Serif spits out again by his side, clearly thirsting for a smoke. His brother is not visibly nervous, but Papyrus knows what signs to look for.

 “Scared much?” he asks like any concerned sibling would.

 Serif slaps him hard across the back. Then he grunts, looking at the road intently. “Projecting much?”

 “Funny,” Papyrus deadpans. “Not.”

 “Says you,” Serif replies maturely, then turns serious. “This is big, you know.”

 “Yeah,      duh    .”

 “Stop it.” Serif smacks his palm into his brother’s side again. “When it’s over, we’ll be… you know…”

 “Official. Yeah.”

 Serif hums, his eyelights blazing a bit brighter for a moment. “Yeah. I can’t wait. Just imagine.”

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New chapter of ungodly coffee drinks is out!

 Serif spits out again by his side, clearly thirsting for a smoke. His brother is not visibly nervous, but Papyrus knows what signs to look for.

 “Scared much?” he asks like any concerned sibling would.

 Serif slaps him hard across the back. Then he grunts, looking at the road intently. “Projecting much?”

 “Funny,” Papyrus deadpans. “Not.”

 “Says you,” Serif replies maturely, then turns serious. “This is big, you know.”

 “Yeah,      duh    .”

 “Stop it.” Serif smacks his palm into his brother’s side again. “When it’s over, we’ll be… you know…”

 “Official. Yeah.”

 Serif hums, his eyelights blazing a bit brighter for a moment. “Yeah. I can’t wait. Just imagine.”

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your old ukagaka jazz is such a nice little guy to have around. really helps me stay calm when im frustrated with work and just generally brightens my day! thank you for sharing him!

Oh dear!! I'm really happy to hear that, haha. I had no idea he was still camping on people's dashboards, so this makes me really excited! Thank you for continuing to house him :D (I won't make promises, but I do want to come back to him sometime, so it's nice to know!)

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“To Nearly Know”, an UNDERTALE fancomic

SPOILERS for all UNDERTALE endings.

Happy 5th anniversary, Undertale. Here’s a snapshot of something I think the characters go through…

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Keep reading

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Two job-hunting resources that changed my life:

This cover letter post on askamanger.com. A job interview guide written by Alison Green, who runs askamanager.