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This is surreal

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When You First Come Out w/ @toomuchducky

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I lowkey thought this was weed when I walked past but it's moss,,smh

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happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

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gay couples make me happy

Earlier today after I just bought a sweatshirt, I passed a gay couple on the sidewalk and one of the guys smiled at me, they were so cute lol

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Photos from today in South Haven, Michigan. I love this place so much.

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STORYTIME #3

As single, weird, and unattractive as they get, some people, guys even, like me. (Like like, in that way). So the two guys I will be talking about I will call Coco and Taco. Im gonna start with Coco, because I’ve known him longer, and I don’t talk to Taco any more.

Coco. Oh, Coco. I know Coco because he is my good friend’s cousin. I didn't know who Coco was until a few months ago, I think, Idk, So when my friend told me her cousin is bi, I was like ok cool, I wanna meet him. I love meeting people that are LGBTQ+ because Im part of this community. So I get Coco’s instagram and I like his recent and send him a DM saying hey I heard u were bi blah blah blah, I'm gay, blah blah blah. So anyway we talk for a while then we stop cuz I fell asleep. After a few days, he starts sending me heart emojis and shit, and whatever. Turns out Coco likes me! He said he really likes me! IM SHOOK AT THIS POINT. Ok so I don’t like Coco back in that way. Sure I will be his friend cuz I try to be nice ya know. Anyway to this day he still likes me, and he still sometimes tries to ask me out sorta kinda is maybe, I think he is at least. Today he asked me if I see any chance of us together, I say no, cuz I don’t love him and I won't date him ever. Theres also another reason I don't like him back, but that can stay out of this, because I am nice. Usually. There’s more about Coco I could say, but I’m not going to.

Taco is the only name I could give boy #2 because he's Mexican so why not use Taco lol. Im not racist, all my friends are like different races. SOOO, yeah. Anyway, I was on omegle, THE TEXING ONE, on my phone, cuz ew creeps on the video one, ew no. So I'm on omegle and the tag was ‘gay teens’. I wanted to talk to people that are like me, fellow gay teens lol. Taco was being nice on omegle ya know, and he asked for my snapchat, which I gave him. I thought to myself what can happen he's being nice. Well, he was TOO nice. He sends me a message and he's like ‘hey whats up’. Im like ‘nothing just on Tumblr’ cuz I am like 24/7. It doesn't take me long to realize that Taco likes me. THIS KID IS IN LOVE WITH ME! IN LOVE!! HE SAW ONE PICTURE OF ME ON MY STORY! I WAS BEYOND SHOOK YOU HAVE NO IDEA. He told me that he loved me, so JOKINGLY I say ‘I love you to lmao, [crying laughing emoji]. He thinks I was serious. This kid had a 7 day streak with me. The streaks he sent were dick pics. DICK FUCKING PICS. The streaks I sent were black screens saying ‘plz stop lol streaks’. For some reason I kept talking to him and I ended the streak, cuz ew no, but he still sent one EVERY DAY. I was talking to him for 8 days total, and almost the whole time he thought we were dating. I asked him straight up if he thought we were dating, and he said YES!! LIKE BOI, I DONT EVEN LIKE U I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO U ARE. I send him a bunch of crying laughing emojis and red angry face emojis, and he replies with heartbreak and sad face emojis. Like ok, 1, ur annoying af,  2, dont send me nudes, YOU WONT GET ANY BACK CUZ I AM A CHILD AND JESUS LOVES ME(probably not but oh well) 3, UR UGLY TOO.

I fucking love typing out stories cuz it makes me happy, even if nobody sees them. At least I have a place to go back and read them lmao. Bye person, ily(I mean lets be honest, probably not, but I have to be nice so) BYEE!!

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30 questions  tag!

1 Are you named after anyone? No 2 When was the last time you cried? 2 days ago 3 Do you have kids? no, I'm 15 lmao 4 If you were another person, would you be a friend of yourself? tbh probably not 5 Do you use sarcasm a lot? EVERY DAY 6 What’s the first thing you notice about people? what they look like? 7 What is your eye color? blue 8 Scary movie or happy endings? scary movie 9 Favorite smells? nature things like ocean breeze lol 10 What’s the furthest you’ve ever been from home? California  11 Do you have any special talents? no..? 12 Where were you born? Hammond, Indiana 13 What are your hobbies? watching youtube and dying 14 Do you have any pets? yes, 1 cat, named Cookie <3 15 Do you have any siblings? nope ;P 16 What do you want to be when you grow up? away from here 17 Who was your first best friend? my old friend George who moved away lol 18 How tall are you? 5 something close to 6? idk 19 Funniest moment throughout School? WAY TOO MANY 20 How many countries have you visited? ‘Merica 21 What was your favorite/worst subject in High School? my best subject rn is Biology XD, my fav is Art 22 What is your Favorite drink? Animal? Perfume? Water; Cat; Some cologne from Rue 21 23 What would you (or have you) name your children? I would name a daughter Tana after Tana Mongeau I love that name 24 What Sports do you play/Have you played? ew no 25 Who are some of your favorite YouTubers? TANA 26 How many Girlfriends/Boyfriends have you had? I'm undateable lol 27 Favorite memory from childhood? ew I hated my childhood lmao 28 How would you describe your fashion sense? wake up and leave 29 What phone do you have? (iOS v Android?) iPhone 6, iOS baby 30 Tell us one of your bad habits! I rip and bite and destroy my nails to nubs I hate long nails

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This Guy Had A Bob Ross Birthday Party And People Are Inspired

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Reblog if its okay to randomly message you because I want more gay friends 😊

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Reblog this if you're gay and don't have a Valentine.

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STORYTIME #2 ish

When you hear the word fetish, do you think of a sexual kink thing, or a word used to describe someone used for sexual things? Yesterday, march 15, I was in 4th period with my friend who I will call Panda, and some girl Panda is friends with, who I hate who I will call Stump. So Stump shows me this magazine sitting by her in the window counter thing and she’s showing me it like ‘ooh look this woman is pregnant and weird blah blah blah’ So I tell her ‘ya got a fetish for pregnant women, eh?’ as a joke cuz if y'all know me, thats all I do is lie and joke and shit. So Stump thinks I’m calling her ‘fetish’ like an adjective. K, so like, no bitch, A FETISH IS A THING, NOT A WORD TO CALL SOMEONE, (LIKE STUPID OR ANNOYING). Stump was getting really fucking mad, like I was gonna kill her dog or something. She’s like almost yelling at me, and some kid across the room is loving it. We go to lunch then come back to this class, and when we got back, Stump was like ‘I cant believe ur saying that I’m fetish blah blah blah’. Me and Panda are working on our websites, trying to find pictures of nurses, and I say to panda ‘god, there’s so many pics of pregnant women on here haha’. What does Stump do? get pissed and tries saying that I’m making fun of her. Lol. So today, the 16th, Panda shows me a text that Stump sent to her saying I’m making her feel left out and alone (I’m not friends with stump, I never really talk to her, I dont like her, whatever) so Stump is trying to make me feel bad for her like I’m bullying her AGAIN. (ill tell that story another time hahaha). Stump doesn’t like me but she tries talking to me in class cuz she’s so dumb and cant follow directions. Teacher could tell us “ok class open ur chrome books” and Stump will ask me, “what did she say” EVERY FUCKING TIME WE ARE GIVEN INSTRUCTIONS. Ew. Bye I’m done talking about her.

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Storytimes

so im gonna do story times on here cuz what better platform to do it on than Tumblr right?!! lmao so yeah PLZ FOLLOW ME if u like this kinda stuff. byeee :)

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STORYTIME #1

So theres a guy at school, (lets name him sandwich), and he is dating my friend, (lets call her Florida). so sandwich and Florida have been dating for 6 months and I'm best friends with Florida. Sandwich hates me I'm sure and I dont hate him at all I think he's cool, but he used to think I was trying to steal Florida from him, like no bitch, she's a girl(spoiler alert: I'm GAYYY!!) he didn't know it at the time. Me and Florida shit talk each other cuz thats what best friends do, ya know. Sandwich over here thinks I'm trying to be a lil bitch like BOI DON’T U UNDERSTAND. Sandwich got in trouble before with the school for shit long story. So sandwich is messaging me like telling me I'm a piece of fucking shit, go fuck yourself, etc. etc. which I take NO offense to cuz this kid just wasting his time, idc f u too whatever. So like, y’all that are friends with someone and they're dating a bad boy like sandwich, dont be scared of them, dont be intimidated, cuz what they do will cause them trouble, not you. Dont be scared of people because they talk shit OR ARE HOMOPHOBIC-ISH (sandwich I'm talking about u kid). Bye I'm done its 1:15 IN THE FUCKING MORNING GOOD NIGHT or morning ok bye