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//Going on hiatus

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“My name is Clove Dove, by the way.“ she smiles politely. “Hmm... ah, Clive... Clive Dove? I know him, we met once before, but... I don't think we are related...“

(It was very unlikely they where, seeing as all of Clove‘s family was dead, and she was pretty sure she didn't have a brother.)

“So, you know Clive? I'm not to fond of him myself... I found it too strange how alike we are.“

“Oh? Hello there… However, I do not recall meeting you before, miss. Pleasure to meet you“ Clove smiled at the other.

(However, the women did look a tiny bit familiar… Like that boy, the one who was so similar to Lucy… Luke, was it? Perhaps she was somehow related to Luke…)

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Indirectly offending a friend 

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[older 21-year-old brother voice] need some advice, little man? *pulls chair from under table* *turns it around* *sits in chair backwards* *rolls up sleeves* *rests arms on top of the back of the chair*

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you know what i love about the internet is the fact that no one really gives a fuck about age gaps i mean i’m 19 and one of my best friends on here is 14 can you even imagine how weird people irl would think that is but online it’s like nope be friends with whoever the fuck you want absolutely nothing holds you back it’s just an amazing thing ok

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Whenever you see people rping your otp and they’re getting to that perfect moment and you just.

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my drunken father came home, pointed at my socks and said ‘what the fuck are those’

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People always laugh when girls make a big deal about breaking their nails But it really does hurt like hell

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“how the fuck did my glasses get dirty when they’ve been on my face the entire fucking time” a biography

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Y‘kno I started the Homestuck web comic but never got around to do more.. so does anyone kno any good blogs i can follow, for motivation to do more?

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Put a character in my ask box and I'll rate them:

not my type | alright | cute | adorable | hot | sexy | LORD MERCY

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HBP: How did Harry not realize the hand writing in the Half-blood Prince's potion book was the same as the hand writing he had spent 5 years reading off a black board?

#because Harry’s a stupid bitch that’s why

#For the main character of such a good book series #He really is a dumbshit #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY

#Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE FUCKING CHAMBER OF SECRETS #MAYBE IT’S A FUCKING CHIHUAHUA #see this is why he’s not in ravenclaw

LOVE THIS

#see this is why he’s not in ravenclaw

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You + _____= Cute Couple

url!! uvu

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YOU SEE THIS CUTE ASS MOTHER FUCKER RIGHT HERE

I WAS AT WALMART TO BUY SOME MAKEUP REMOVER BUT I ENDED UP WALKING THROUGH THE VALENTINES DAY AISLES AND I SAW THIS CUTE ASS PINK MOTHERFUCKIN UNICORN AND I WAS LIKE SHIT I HAVE TO PURCHASE THIS SHIT I GRABBED IT OFF THE SHELF AND PRANCED MY ASS TO THE SELF CHECKOUT AND THIS GUY

WHO WAS PROBABLY LIKE IDK BETWEEN 17-20

THIS MALE SPECIMEN CAME UP TO ME AND SAID “buying a gift for your boyfriend huh?” AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AM I GETTING PUNKD SO I WAS ALL “no i dont have a boyfriend i just thought it was cute so i’m gonna get it” AND HE WAS ALL “no way? so you don’t have anyone to spend valentines day with? hm”

AND LET ME TELL YOU I WAS FUCKING TERRIFIED WHILE HE WAS PONDERING THIS PREDICAMENT 

I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA THINK I WAS PATHETIC (HE PROBABLY DID BUT ITS OK WHATEVER) THEN HE FINALLY SAID “i’m gonna buy this for you okay. happy valentines day beautiful” AND I THINK

I JUST GOT PUNKD 

BUT HEY I SAVED $20 AND GOT THIS CUTE ASS UNICRON

PEACE OUT 

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I have a strong urge to make a RP blog of Randall Ascot