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Two idiots decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic. 

"What's Logic?" the first idiot asks.

The professor answers by saying, "Let me give you an example."

"Do you own a weedeater?"

"I sure do."

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

"That's real good!"

The professor continues, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."

Impressed, "Amazin!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The idoit is obviously catching on.

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I can't wait to take that logic class!!"

The idiot, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the hallway, where his friend is still waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin'?" asks the friend.

"Math, History, and Logic!" he replies.

"What in tarnation is logic???" asked his friend.

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?" he asked.

"No," his friend replied.

"Gay."

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Please bear with me while I am going through this obsession with genderbent Vegebul..

And of course, Future Vegebul, too

Or maybe Vegeta can be the one that survived for a change

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Good Traits Gone Bad

Exploring good traits gone bad in a novel can add depth and complexity to your characters. Here are a few examples of good traits that can take a negative turn:

1. Empathy turning into manipulation: A character with a strong sense of empathy may use it to manipulate others' emotions and gain an advantage.

2. Confidence becoming arrogance: Excessive confidence can lead to arrogance, where a character belittles others and dismisses their opinions.

3. Ambition turning into obsession: A character's ambition can transform into an unhealthy obsession, causing them to prioritize success at any cost, including sacrificing relationships and moral values.

4. Loyalty becoming blind devotion: Initially loyal, a character may become blindly devoted to a cause or person, disregarding their own well-being and critical thinking.

5. Courage turning into recklessness: A character's courage can morph into reckless behavior, endangering themselves and others due to an overestimation of their abilities.

6. Determination becoming stubbornness: Excessive determination can lead to stubbornness, where a character refuses to consider alternative perspectives or change their course of action, even when it's detrimental.

7. Optimism becoming naivety: Unwavering optimism can transform into naivety, causing a character to overlook dangers or be easily deceived.

8. Protectiveness turning into possessiveness: A character's protective nature can evolve into possessiveness, where they become overly controlling and jealous in relationships.

9. Altruism becoming self-neglect: A character's selflessness may lead to neglecting their own needs and well-being, to the point of self-sacrifice and burnout.

10. Honesty becoming brutal bluntness: A character's commitment to honesty can turn into brutal bluntness, hurting others with harsh and tactless remarks.

These examples demonstrate how even admirable traits can have negative consequences when taken to extremes or used improperly. By exploring the complexities of these traits, you can create compelling and multi-dimensional characters in your novel.

Happy writing!

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Dark souls randomizer

Goblins are boring and overplayed; everyone knows what to expect, and frankly, what they expect is disappointing.

Replace those tired old mook encounters in Level 1 dungeons with 2d6 Ancient Red Dragons instead!

­The level one Goblin is, of course, the big bad who you can't reach until your level 20.

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*has a heart attack and keels over on the spot*

We finally meet for our final battle. I sneer as you draw your sword "You wish to fight? So be it! Now hero, behold! MY TRUE FORM!"

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It’s not my fault I have plot armor!

After multiple hours of being thrown around like a doll by the villain they are getting frustrated, because you somehow wont die. You are not sure what to tell them, since you are just as surprised as they are that you are still alive.

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DM: Bard, Warlock and Rogue make wisdom saves against the siren's mass charm.

Warlock: I'm an elf so advantage for me!

Rogue: DM, can I also have advantage since I'm asexual?

DM: ...

Bard: Can she have advantage if I take disadvantage because this walking red flag is absolutely my type?

Rogue got advantage. Bard had to be revivified.

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Saw this and I couldn't not draw this stupid piece.

That's probably how Vegeta found out why Goku doesn't know anything about Saiyans : intended as an insult but got "well yeah, you're actually right" as a response

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I would’ve watched every video, but the thought of ketchup in water makes me gag uncontrollably so I had to skip simulated birth

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“So, why are we learning martial arts at a wizard school?” “Because I’ll be damned if I lose another promising wizard to a thug with a knife again.”

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You know what? Fuck it. I'm going on a character arc to overcome your flaws and come to terms with your past.

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In my main dnd group, one of our party members is a blind old spores Druid called Gwelfnir the All-Seeing and he has a 30 passive perception.

"I have a 17 passive perception, I can smell god!"

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A fae who just wants to be left alone curses a man trespassing on their home to become a woman. The transgender community hears about this.

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It’s called self love

"A warlock patron can be a warlock themselves, it's called a pyramid scheme."

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a snake is wrapped around the Paladin's neck and crawling into her mouth

Paladin: ...right, I'm going to bite down.

Rogue: Ooh, that's gotta be an automatic hit! Since it's in her mouth?

DM: Yep, roll damage.

Paladin: Hang on. This is a physical attack. And we've established it's weak to radiant damage.

Paladin: I cast my last Divine Smite. Through my teeth.

table erupts with utter glee

DM: Oh, that's clever.

Ranger, crowing: Divine Bite!

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👗 pt. 1