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i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam
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recently my plug has offered free weed for:
bunch of ice
mw2 double xp tokens
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if i was tortellini filled with ricotta and they dunked me in a big tub of marinara i wouldnt fight bac
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WHEN are they going to drop the hokey pokey sex remix
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Guy watching Army of Darkness (1992):
*The moment when Ash shoots the Pit Bitch (credited as such and played by the same guy who did the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man in Ghostbusters) with his shotgun (incorrectly identified by Ash as a Remington while in fact a Stoeger Coach Gun) and he does a backflip into the pit* Me in the pussy to be fully honest
Guy watching Army of Darkness (1992):
*The moment when the Wiseman throws the chainsaw down into the pit and Ash catches it perfectly on his arm stump* Me in the pussy to be fully honest
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Guy watching Army of Darkness (1992):
*The moment when the Wiseman throws the chainsaw down into the pit and Ash catches it perfectly on his arm stump* Me in the pussy to be fully honest
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has to be the greatest idea anyone ever came up with
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