#is this a good post

[brionbroadway]

"hey girl hey" or "whatever you do, don't scream." the two genders.

[felacunti]

broke: comparing denji and scott pilgrim woke: comparing denji and knives chau

[sharicks]

the best part abt tom wambsgans opening his mouth is u never know what is going to come out. or go in

[vsrobotjulie]

Hank J Wimbleton Wrapped

This year you killed....

-8733 Agents

-2067 Grunts

-879 Zeds

-268 Cannibals

-and 7 MAGs

You died 17 times.

You spent 565 hours in the infirmary.

Your top wound was Leg Severed By Katana with 3.6 litres of blood lost! Wow!

You were in Nevadas top 0.001% of Most Wanted Criminals.

Your Nevadian Personality Type is SWER (Silent, Wanted, Employee, Rebel.) Nice job!

[hopefullyababe]

its insane to me that nowhere but the south has sweet tea. like. yall really live like that? what do you order at a restaurant when you want something sweet and refreshing but mellow enough to pair nicely with anything. dont tell me you get lemonade. who drinks lemonade.

[starberry-skies]

the only "all autistic people are..." statement that is actually true is "all autistic people are autistic", because there is no underlying symptom that all autistics share. but also all autistics are super hot and funny which is also always true

[its-arson-time]

type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags

[powpowhammer]

faded blue house portrait hanging on the wall at the local urgentcare

[donald-trump-official]

“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

[sergle]

"tiktok is so toxic yall are on that evil app but I'm built different 💅" to you!! TO YOU!! YOUR TIKTOK ALGORITHYM MAY BE EVIL

Mine is FIRE

[dendrochronologies]

maya angelou saying the funniest thing anyone has ever said about editing, which i can never let myself forget EVER AGAIN [x]

[suiheisen]

MONKEY MAN (2024)

[calamitys-child]

What's everyone's favourite flowers that aren't like. The normal ones. Like everyone's a fan of roses and sunflowers what's a more niche one. One you don't get in gift sets. Mine's sweet peas

[parakeet]

Reading reviews of loft beds and dawn is absolutely dragging her son on here instead of reviewing the product. Howling

[skrunksthatwunk]

see 0 note flop posts aren't that bad when they're personal but 0 note fandom posts feel literally so bad. like if you don't wanna play toys with me anymore just say that. i'll pack up my super cool awesome things and go and i'll sit on the other side of the playground by myself and i won't even look at you. fuck

[lordspoooky]

Ice king is a really good character because they intoduce him and you're like "haha what a freak what's wrong with him" and then the show goes "oh! You want to know? Let me show you :)" and you end up just sitting there like