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a single dry cough

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my type is swag.

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sometimes you go down the rabbithole of online kink so far you have people being like “you think inner ear oviposition is a ‘weird’ kink? wait until you hear the nasty shit i, a real pervert, am into” and blog posts that are like “it’s so hard to find someone to dig a nine foot deep hole with when all the doms i can find want to dig a five foot deep hole max :/“ and then you remember that a sizeable portion of the population consider liking anal to be freaky

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every time you SIN you gain ONE SINPOINT. i SIN frequently and gain SINPOINTS often because i am not gentle or kind. i buy perfume that smells like wolves

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Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

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We used to have goth girls in every animated show. They wouldn't let you make a cartoon from 90-00s without at least one goth chick.

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Even the thrift shops are filled with fast fashion now

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i actually do think it’s anti-feminist to be fatphobic and yes i do mean that

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cock rings? aren’t you gonna answer?

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My mom’s friend’s parents had two beautiful cherrywood coffins built by an artisan for them and stored in their basement until they were needed. Which I think is so badass. Why put the burden of buying the $2k+ casket on your family when you’re dead? Why not preorder so you can have a Halloween decoration?

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apparently my aggressive and poorly trained dog that is too large for me to physically control is now making fake as fuck stories for reddit gold

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If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

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you deserve rest.

you deserve relaxation.

you deserve time to recuperate.

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the problem with buying food is after you eat it you have to go buy more food

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