the boy cries you a sweater of tears and you kill him
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a concept: me, you, at an aquarium holding hands and looking at sea turtles
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Call every priest “Daddy” because “Father” is too formal
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Are you gay or straight ?
im stressed
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top notch journalism
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she’s beauty..she’s grapes
She’s a bottle of wine LOL Had to share this one for you, Brenda! Tell the kids hello!
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Best Quality: His wiggles
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Shit your pants at a job interview, then clean it up to show off your problem solving skills
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