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And I’ve been casually dating this girl for a little bit now and she doesn’t seeem crazy which is good but maybe my subconscious detected some murder or something in her brain which isn’t good
Oh my gosh I think I have a thing for crazy girls
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Like after my last breakup my ex jokingly said “i think you have a thing for crazy girls” and I laughed and whatever but like the other day I was watching this show and there was a girl in it who was literally psychotic but there was a part where she hid in her boyfriend’s car and then she popped out of nowhere and my immediate thought was “oh she’s fun I like her”
Oh my gosh I think I have a thing for crazy girls
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Oh my gosh I think I have a thing for crazy girls
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Like I have such inconvenient and annoying character flaws but I can’t just rewrite my own character because I’ve spent nearly 18 years developing it
Do you ever do something that’s like frustratingly in character for you?
#character development#the readers would hate me if I suddenly got rid of these flaws#I have to work on them slowly#writing#funny#author#original character#my characters#character#I’m my own dumba** character#me#way to go me
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Do you ever do something that’s like frustratingly in character for you?
#funny#writing#author#original character#my characters#character#me#I’m my own dumba** character#way to go me
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Every time people learn I live in front of a cemetery they’re always like “ooooh is it spooky?” Like no.... I’ve lived here my whole life? The only downside is I have to listen to the same exact bagpipe song like 3 times every Saturday
#bagpipe#funny#cemetary#grave#graveyard#stupid#I have the tune completely memorized and can hum it by heart
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if you firmly believe cowboy cats would say meowdy hit that mf reblog
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Memo To The Media: Chick-fil-A Condemns, Discriminates, And Campaigns Against LGBT People
https://thinkprogress.org/memo-to-the-media-chick-fil-a-condemns-discriminates-and-campaigns-against-lgbt-people-3e2dbb7b8056/
Fuck them for sure.
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Oh yeah violate my 8th amendment rights daddy
#usa#history#us govt#government#founding fathers#funny#sexy#sfw#nsfw#nsa#hamilton#alexander hamilton
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every person who reblogs this will grow a new bone. Ha ha have fun!
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I’m so mad that a t4 bacteriophage actually looks like that and that it’s appearance isn’t made up
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