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thinking bout them

young justice (1998) issue #07 / tony kushner, angels in america / infinite crisis (2005) issue #07 / henri cole, "cape cod elegy" / red robin (2009) issue #04 and issue #05 / david hockney, remember you cannot look at the sun or death for very long

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Anyways I haven’t posted timkon in a while, gotta fix that😼

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Stephanie just seems like the type to accidentally do this

Stephanie calmly opened the door to Tim's bedroom at his apartment after letting herself in to ask him for something important.

Stephanie: Hey Tim, I need that fifty dollars you owe me. Hey Bernard.

Tim and Bernard were in the middle of a intimate moment, their bodies both sweaty and their emotions equally shocked, mortified, and angry as they saw the indifferent Stephanie standing in front of them.

Stephanie (slightly intrigued but also impatient): Huh, that's what it looks like... So, anyways I need it in cash-

Tim angrily tossed a pillow at Stephanie, who blinked confused at why he did that. Tim adjusted his position to keep his member covered.

Tim: GET OUT OF MY APARTMENT!

Stephanie: Dude why are you screaming, it's like one in the morning. You've got neighbors.

Bernard (covering his red face): Can you give us a minute?!

Tim: Probably five!

Stephanie (huffing annoyed): Okay, five minutes. I'm raiding your fridge while I wait. I need that money back.

Stephanie closed the door unaffected by walking in on her ex-boyfriend now friend having sex.

Tim: I- She-

Bernard (flustered): Yeah, you weren't kidding, but don't stop here.

As Tim and Bernard finished up, Stephanie chuckled as she headed to his kitchen.

Stephanie: That man acts like we haven't had sex and I haven't accidentally walked in on others.

She opened the fridge and pulled out a container with baked chicken in it.

Stephanie (while chewing on the chicken): Didn't think he'd be a top. Good for him.

Ten minutes later.

Stephanie: You guys said five minutes.

Tim shushed her, holding his head down and blushing a deep red. In a haste, he threw on a silk robe, which didn't make things less awkward for him, but Stephanie just kept eating the chicken.

Stephanie (chewing): Hey, this shizz is dry. You've got any hot sauce?

Tim pointed to the fridge.

Tim: Bottom shelf, moron.

Stephanie (opening the fridge and spotting the sauce): Who the heck puts hot sauce in a fridge?

Tim: Who fuck walks in on someone having sex?!

Stephanie (lightly adding sauce to the chicken): It's not like I haven't seen you naked before... so when you put it in-

Tim: Please stop bringing it up and give me a second to get my wallet.

Stephanie (giggling): Got it.

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Tim starts dating Bernard and Kon is upset but he doesn't realize he's jealous and starts panicking because he thinks he's homophobic

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I forgot to post this Frozen Heart lore when I recorded it

Anna and Elsa:

have a tutor called Erlingur 

There are seven neighbouring isles (might be Britain, Ireland, Iceland, Greenland, Spitzbergen, Faroe, Shetland?) (I’d add Denmark but to my dismay it’s mostly not an island) 

call their mom and dad by Mama and Papa 

Friends with a girl called Rani from a country where there’s 'large sandy beaches' and coconuts

Anna has a horse named Kjekk since she’s at least 15

Elsa has beautiful Penmanship 

Hans: 

hates his brothers like, so much 

Dad too, moms okay actually 

Oldest brother is called Caleb

Parents have been married nearly 30 years

Caleb‘s wife is visibly uncomfortable, 'almost nine months' along with her second, that marriage is a wreck. The first child is a son.

King actually likes that wife (because shes having his grandkid)

lol Hans says he’s not even a spare just a throwaway

The twins are Rudi and Runo, respectively 'average height with reddish hair similar to Hans‘' and 'freakishly tall with freakishly blonde hair that stuck straight up, pale eyebrows, and pale eyes'. He looks perpetually shocked.

the guy self harms I think

People might have thrown glassware at him before 

all the brothers are married with children except the twins and Hans, former two are courting someone I think

The princes are 'a handsome bunch' implied to be ginger and tall (except Runo)

The third brother is Lars, after whom there’s a five-year gap before the next child

Lars‘s wife is called Helga and has never quite forgiven her family for shipping her to the southern islands. She’s implied to be pregnant and doesn’t like anyone here

Hans‘s horse is called Sitron

I think Blavenia and Vakretta are supposed to be neighbouring countries 

:3 you’re welcome

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My ideal aesthetic is what I'm calling "sexy tomboy". That is to say, I am 100% femme through and through, but I want to look like what a straight man's idea of a "masculine woman" is. I wanna be masc in the way that LaCroix is fruit flavored, just a little extra something to make things a little more interesting

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I hope none of you disappear in the coming days. Seriously don't do anything that can't be undone.

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I think the Hans fandom is way too quick to excuse Hans’ actions. I, like many people, read ‘A Frozen Heart’ and developed a new found interest in the prince. He has a sad backstory and interesting motivations, obviously people like him. But, I don’t think we should use Hans’ to absolve him.

As it stands, Hans is a bad person. We shouldn’t ignore that. If Hans does come back and they choose to go the redemption arc route, he should feel guilty. He should be apologizing the entire time. And at the end Hans shouldn’t be besties with the main cast. They should go their separate ways.

Hans is a victim but he is also a perpetrator, two things can be true at once. Hans is infinitely more interesting when we let him be multifaceted.

TL;DR Hans isn’t a great person and we shouldn’t pretend he is. Also he owes Anna and Elsa a huge apology. Especially Anna, though

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Can I just…make a defense post for Anna real quick?

Recently, people have been grouping recent Disney heroines into this new group “Quirky Girl” and have been claiming that they’re all the same character.

Now, I can’t speak for every Disney Heroine because I’m more well versed in Frozen-ness, so I want to talk about why Anna is much more than just a “Quirky Girl” clone.

The argument being made is that the only flaw that the “Quirky Girl” has is that…well…she’s quirky. Other than this, she’s typically portrayed as always being right while being spirited and positive.

Yes, Anna is quirky and positive. Yes, she is determined and brave and always means well. But to say that this is her only flaw is wildly incorrect.

Anna is forceful as hell — she strong-arms people to get her way and doesn’t take no for an answer. This is what leads to so many conflicts in F1 and F2. In F1, she is also very naive. She is desperate for love, and even romantic love — something that a lot of modern Disney heroines have actually not even addressed. And in F2 she is terrified of change and losing the people she loves. I would even say that Anna kind of matures and even loses a bit of the quirky characteristics. Like…Anna is incredibly flawed. She is so much more than just ‘quirky’ and spirited, and she’s definitely not always in the right.

I would dare to even say that she actually fights to be determined and earns the right to be so. Like, this girl has been through so much shit that the fact she can find the courage to rise and still fight — holy crap. Anna is such multi-dimensional character and it’s just so sad to me that people are just seeing her quirky side and immediately dismissing her.

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✨ Once upon a time ✨

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I just imagined Tim's internal monologue that time Batman told him that he believed Tim wouldn't lie to him:

Tim holding an imaginary Oscars while daintily fanning at his teary eyes: Thank you, thank you, I don't even know what to say oh my gosh. Thank you to my parents, thank you to Tony Hawke, thank you to my friends and family, special mention to my sister Cass who's never once called my bullshit, thank you to my good man up there stay updog Jason, I can't think of a higher honor than this, this is my greatest achievement in my life *voice breaking emotionally* second only to that one time I caught a cheeto Kon threw from Kansas.

He raises the award saying 'Gaslighting Batman into thinking you're a good boy'.

Tim, externally, wide-eyed and ignoring Dick glaring at the back of his head: Whaaaat??? Me, lie??? To you??? Of course not Batman, I gotchu my man, my bro.

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how to be demure with vil

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