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reasons why Halloween is the best holiday:

you are not obligated to visit your relatives

you are not obligated to get gifts for anybody

people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than it’s Halloween

it’s the only day of the year when it’s socially acceptable to go out in public dressed as a penguin

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20 years*

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I decided to make a discord for peeps with Batman: The Telltale Series kintypes!

We are an adults only telltale batman kin discord. We currently aren’t accepting doubles of Selina Kyle. If you aren’t comfortable with doubles please check the members [here]

Please read the rules then follow the link at the bottom to apply.

Rules

- Please be respectful of other people’s kintypes, gender, sexuality, etc etc.

- No calling doubles fake/kin invalidation

- No hateful language/use of slurs

- Read the blacklist and only discuss blacklisted topics in the blacklist channel.

- Must be kin with someone from Batman: The Telltale Series

[Application Link]

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Could you fill me in on the whole grape-kun thing?

A japanese zoo, Tobu Zoo, had a colab with the anime Kemono Friends where they added cutouts of the anime characters to the enclosures of the matching animals to attract visitors and stuff, one of these characters being Hululu, an airhead anthropomorphic Humboldt penguin:

Grape-kun, an old humboldt penguin who’d been abandoned by his former mate due to his health issues, started showing a lot of interest for the cutout, staring at it for hours, trying to reach it on top of the tall rock where it was placed, and even trying to court it.

Of course, Kemono Friends already being a surprise hit show, the thing went viral and tons of art, jokes and other content were made. Even after the colab was over, the zoo didn’t remove Grape-kun’s sunshine, and Hululu’s VA Ikuko Chikuta even visited Grape-kun during an educational event:

Unfortunately, Grape-kun was already old and his health started to deteriorate. He was removed from his enclosure for treatment, along with his muse of course, that was placed next to him. On october 12, 2017, Tobu Zoo announced that Grape-kun passed away, with Hululu by his side in his final moments. Once again Grape-kun started trending, this time in a sadder tone as fans, visitors and part of the Kemono Friends staff paid their respects.

As a final homage to Grape-kun, a new cutout was added to the penguin enclosure in january 2018, immortalizing this romance:

And thus ends the tale of Grape-kun and Hululu. May our little Friend rest in penguin heaven with his anime wife, gone, but never forgotten.

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UMBRELLLAAAA!!! PENGUIN FINALLY GETS HIS UMBRELLA!!!

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Batman: The Telltale Series - Lady Arkham - Concept art by Brian Matyas

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Tell me telltale, what dialogue option do I have to choose to have Bruce and Oz just hug instead of fighting?

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By @la_gerencia_

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Well shit sorry Oz.

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a really important conversation between Harvey Dent and Oswald cobblepot in the telltale batman series.

“Bird mask man” is my favorite villain =)

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the type of ships I go for are so predictable asdfghkllhdaa

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Look at these children.

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I’m a brilliant multitasker.

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Okay but what if Cobblebats high school AU where Oz tries to do a “just guys being dudes” thing as an excuse to take Bruce to prom, and Bruce doesn’t get it so he invites Harvey too. Oz just wants a nice prom photo…