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e v o l u t i o n

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Ah yes, the greatest past time:

writing a whopping five pages in google docs at 03:30 because your universe of nonexistent beings is more important than the fact that you need to go to sleep

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hey remember that one time an entire town disappeared for a day and no one questioned it

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how many petals does a tree have?

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oOoo mystery notes

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well now i want to read it

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what about uno

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

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or just tall

People who skip steps on the stairs are both athletic and lazy.

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i don’t like you

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oh the joy of hearing french bread say “oui oui baguette”

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how and whybdidthishmappen

hmmmMMmmM trending scares me

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i won

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disconnected *faint beeping* connected

i hate these earbuds

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ha hah h

ohno

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my cat just stepped on me but i was under my blanket so it felt like a hand and out of reflex i kicked which then knocked her off of me and i don’t know whether to feel bad or continue with life pretending I’m fine and didn’t just have my childhood nightmare of a person living under my bed crawling out in the middle of the night to then just stare at me come true for that slight second of time where my fight or flight instincts kicked in,, and go to sleep because it’s way too early to be this panicked

ohno

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fear

ohno

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i swear i was only on here for like 5 minutes

ohno