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my mantra in favour of calling everything slop while not getting all "downfall of society" about it
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in the rap battle going "i know you are but what am i"
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this line cracks me up like its supposed to be a bit spooky but kris nodding and refusing to elaborate is hilarious
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when george h.w. bush was naming george w. bush he was like you can have most of my name... but i'm keeping herbert. ok bro 😂😂
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I'm sorry Deltarune Wiki this is really funny to me
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I can’t even get a slurpee at 2 am anymore because the new night shift girl is so lazy
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one time when i was specializing in whales a guy came in and asked where the whales were right that instant (southern resident killer whales could be anywhere between alaska and california at any given moment) and as soon as i started explaining that he loudly interrupted "I'LL GO ASK A MAN" and stormed off to one of my employees and from a distance i watched him ask the same question and then the employee point back at me.
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God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft
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