cobwebinthecorner
cobwebinthecorner
a tumblr account that probably sucks
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|| 24 || He/Him || PFP by @lynnimaybe || Gaming Sideblog: @cobwebinthegamingchair || ISOPOD PLUSH OWNER!!!! || Genuinely Liked and Enjoyed Paper Mario: Color Splash || Totally Normal About Haru Okumura || Currently Has Over 5000 Drafts Stockpiled With No Clear Intent To Go Through Them || Proud Owner/User of the Lovingly Named "Triple Threat": Autism, ADHD and Anxiety || Bisexual Icon ||
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cobwebinthecorner · 2 hours ago
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my mantra in favour of calling everything slop while not getting all "downfall of society" about it
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cobwebinthecorner · 2 hours ago
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in the rap battle going "i know you are but what am i"
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cobwebinthecorner · 2 hours ago
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this line cracks me up like its supposed to be a bit spooky but kris nodding and refusing to elaborate is hilarious
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cobwebinthecorner · 2 hours ago
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when george h.w. bush was naming george w. bush he was like you can have most of my name... but i'm keeping herbert. ok bro 😂😂
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cobwebinthecorner · 2 hours ago
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I'm sorry Deltarune Wiki this is really funny to me
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cobwebinthecorner · 11 hours ago
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my contribution to the deltarune fandom
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cobwebinthecorner · 11 hours ago
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One more!!
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cobwebinthecorner · 11 hours ago
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cobwebinthecorner · 11 hours ago
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Today’s birds are these wet jackdaws
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cobwebinthecorner · 11 hours ago
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I can’t even get a slurpee at 2 am anymore because the new night shift girl is so lazy
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cobwebinthecorner · 11 hours ago
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cobwebinthecorner · 11 hours ago
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one time when i was specializing in whales a guy came in and asked where the whales were right that instant (southern resident killer whales could be anywhere between alaska and california at any given moment) and as soon as i started explaining that he loudly interrupted "I'LL GO ASK A MAN" and stormed off to one of my employees and from a distance i watched him ask the same question and then the employee point back at me.
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cobwebinthecorner · 11 hours ago
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cobwebinthecorner · 11 hours ago
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God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft
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cobwebinthecorner · 11 hours ago
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astro boy boot vs tf2 pyro boot
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