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ɪᴛ ʟᴏᴏᴋꜱ ꜰᴜɴɴʏ, ʀɪɢʜᴛ?

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when i die i want my dead body dumped from a helicopter into disneyland on the busiest day of the year

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Miles Johnston

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search and destroy

prints

tip me

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i literally can’t listen to tik tok by kesha without thinking about that goddamn star trek tos fanvid…you know the one

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Oops! turns out the Catholics have been reading the Bible wrong this whole time and Jesus’ real name is “Cringe Bitch.” We reached out to the pope for comment but he killed himself with a missile.

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Levi’s Timeless Collection, Skyler Dahan

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yo mr white did you hear this shit? they say Ulfric Stormcloak murdered the high king. Fuckin' shouted his ass apart

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rb with some red flags that are in your room

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I go to a psychic to ask what ive been in past lives and she tells me that in every single past life I died by shoving a lit stick of dynamite up my ass

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i have tried to tell support staff repeatedly that i don’t have access to the email associated with my account but that i’m literally just asking for a termination reversal and not like an email or password change and they keep telling me to open a new ticket with the account email. like

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my blog going on day 3 of being terminated

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we have to put you in the hourglass again im sorry we all had a meeting about it and we decided we hate you and you are going to be put in an hourglass