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ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!

These designs are now fully available in sticker form on my ko-fi! Make sure to give it a look. ;)

HAPPY EASTER EVERYBODY!!!

This time I bring something very special. So, I was honored to make the art for Nekodex's Easter event and as such here are 14 very festive kitties making the most of this very special day. You can see the drawings in better quality as well as reading trivia about some of the details on the Nekodex Wiki. On a different note. I've also made stickers of these designs and they are available for purchase on my ko-fi. At the moment I only have about 1 of each sticker in stock but I promise to have more but the end of the month. I will make a proper post about my store on my main blog when that happens and then I'll also share it on this blog. Until next time :)

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HAPPY EASTER EVERYBODY!!!

This time I bring something very special. So, I was honored to make the art for Nekodex's Easter event and as such here are 14 very festive kitties making the most of this very special day. You can see the drawings in better quality as well as reading trivia about some of the details on the Nekodex Wiki. On a different note. I've also made stickers of these designs and they are available for purchase on my ko-fi. At the moment I only have about 1 of each sticker in stock but I promise to have more but the end of the month. I will make a proper post about my store on my main blog when that happens and then I'll also share it on this blog. Until next time :)

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nyan :3

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Sorry for the lack of shitposts lately, I've been doing art for the Nekodex bot on Discord :3

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mjav :3

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A little vitamin C for the winter.

I can't take anything seriously

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I realized something funny, how the word "chatear" exists both in spanish and in portuguese but means different things. In spanish it means to talk to someone while in portuguese it means to annoy someone.

Unrelated

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Me again, who do you think Portugal would tell Spain’s embarrassing stories from childhood the most? Like who would he talk shit about Spain to(affectionately of course)? England or someone else?

Yeah, he loves to talk to England about it, specially since he helped make some of those stories as he helped Portugal whenever he and Spain fought against each other. Portugal also likes to tell those stories to his kids, but the most fun audience is probably Spain's own children and Romano as they bully him about it afterwards.

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miau :3

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I've been thinking about something sad. You know that the nations are pretty much immortal... I wonder how many cats Greece has had throughout his existence.

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Question; how do you think Portugal got Barcelos? (Barcelos is his pet rooster)

Barcelos is the actual Barcelos' rooster. Portugal decided to keep it after it came back to life and since then the rooster has recovered from being cooked.

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I think Portugal and Romano would get along

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Hey, Tumblr is being stupid to me and it's not letting me leave a comment so I thought I'd share my thoughts with a reblog instead.

Regarding Portugal. I like having a lynx representing portugal. There's also other options, for example, the crow is the symbol of Lisbon, or since Portugal likes the sea so much an aquatic animal would possibly be better suited, though I would think it's better some kind of fish rather than an otter.

And now for a post about the characters who are giving me the most trouble in my National Animals AU. All of the below come with the tag of “umm, maybe?? I don’t know. Please help me decide.”

Japan: ??? → white tiger → ???

I only have one idea for Kiku and it’s that he would have been a tiger during his imperial years. A white one to match his red and white flag. After WW2 ended, he would change (back?) into something else. Japan in its empire days would need a powerful and aggressive apex predator, but what would Kiku be after giving that up? I have no idea. Japan’s national animal is the green pheasant but would a brightly coloured, flashy bird suit the introverted Kiku? Hmm…

China: ??? → giant panda

Remember when I said France was the problem country of this AU? Remember the days my sweet, Summer child self thought Francis was the worst it could get? I was wrong. Oh, dear God, how wrong was I. 🫠 Francis is nothing, absolutely nothing, compared to the shrieking hall of nightmares that Yao is. Take that ??? → and multiply it by like, ten, for a start. China is such an ancient country with a rich, complicated history to rival any other. Plus because of my veto on mythical animals I can’t give him a lung dragon like I really want to. He ends up as a panda but I don’t have a clue when that would happen or what his older forms would be. I’m so far out of my depth I’m not even going to try. I’ll leave it to my bros in the Chinese side of the Hetalia fandom and go with whatever they think Yao would be.

Portugal: ???

Google tells me Portugal has the Iberian wolf as their national animal. Which works fine but ehhh, I’m on the fence about another Western European country getting a wolf. We already have Feli, Lovi, and their Grandpa Rome as an Italian wolf pack. Portugal was so influential in starting the Age of Discovery that I’m almost tempted to make him an otter or an albatross or something. Then there’s the Iberian lynx: a roaming hunter that’s also a strong swimmer. Portugal and England have the longest military alliance in the world that’s still going to this day. So some lynx/lion big cat solidarity? Damn, Portugal, calm down! Too many good choices you have.

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So uh... about the earthquake from a couple days ago in Portugal...

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'Sup stinkers

Heyooo

New blog huh? Well, that's not important.

What I wanted to say is: Welcome, person on the internet that somehow found me. I hope you enjoy my stupidass content. What content, you ask? Well... badly drawn Hetalia shitposts, as the blog name implies.

- Poorly drawn?? Damn gurl, at least you're honest. - you say. - Are they any funny at least??

- Hahaha, not really. - I say this, but really I'm just trying to justify my posts being cringe, but if you actually find them funny that's great, it means I did a good job, either that or you are just as sick in the head as me, which is probable because if you're here, you probably like Hetalia too, and that should count as some kind of diagnosable neurodivergence.

I talked so much already and I haven't even introduced myself yet. I have a lot of names, but on this blog I want to be known as Parrot. I might sign posts as either "Parrot" or "🦜". I'm portuguese, which is one of the reasons why I'm going to be focusing this blog on aph Portugal content, though I might post about other countries as well every once in a while. Expect my stuff to sometimes have text in portuguese. When that happens I'll try my best to include a translation on the notes

Anyway, I hope you enjoy my posts, and if you don't I don't wanna know about it. If you read this entire post, I want to marry you.