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The Umbrella Academy: Apocalypse Suite Sentence Starters
“And what do you suggest I do now!? This is madness!”
“Who the hell are you!?”
“There’s just nothing special about you.”
“Save your breath, we’re all gonna die!”
“Why don’t you shut up?”
“It wasn’t your fault, you know . . .”
“You know what I love about funerals? Everything I own is black.”
“I knew I shouldn’t have run away from home.”
“You figured it out! How could I have been so blind?!”
“Don’t try your witchcraft on me.”
“I’m sorry . . . I shouldn’t have come.”
“Everything is a lie, cowboy.”
“Those tears aren’t even real.”
“Can I interest you in destroying the world?”
“Could you really be . . . capable of something great?”
“You haven’t changed one bit.”
“If you hurry, you can still save her.”
“I don’t wanna go back out there . . .”
“Shhhh! I hear someone coming . . .”
“The only thing you’re going to help us with is getting killed.”
“There’s nothing you can tell me that I wanna hear.”
“What’s happening!!? What the hell are you doing to me?!”
“You can get anything if you kill the right people.”
“And what exactly are we looking for?”
“I’ve been eating speed for the last three days and everytime I close my eyes I see centipedes.”
“I thought you could use a cup of coffee.”
“There are things about me you don’t -- wouldn’t understand.”
“I found myself covered in broken glass and bleeding profusely from the nose.”
“Tell me why I shouldn’t slit your throat.”
“You really need to stop running off alone.”
“I can take care of myself.”
“There goes all my shoes.”
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Tickets To My Downfall Inspiration Playlist Sentence Starters
“You know my ex, so that makes it all feel complicated.”
“It all seems complicated.”
“Act like you don't see me, we'll play pretend.”
“Your eyes already told me what you never said.”
“Is it wrong if I come up with you?"
“I swear to God, I never fall in love. Then you showed up and I can't get enough of it.“
“First off, I'm not sorry.”
“Last year was a mess and how I acted was beyond me.”
“I still want nothing to do between you and me.”
“You're the best I ever had.”
“I don't do fake love, but I'll take some from you tonight.”
“I can't stay forever.”
“Let's play pretend and treat this night like it'll happen again.”
“I'm overstimulated and I'm sad.”
“I don't expect you to understand.”
“I can't hide how I feel about you.”
“I'd give everything up tonight if I could just have you be mine.”
“I'm tryna fix this damage.”
“I'm in my head again.”
“The headlines say the world is over.”
“What ever happened to a fairy tale ending?“
“I know that I'm immature, but at least I'm not a goddamn failure.”
“I'm in too deep, I feel too much.”
“I'm insecure, I fuck things up.”
“My life is a roller coaster.”
“Watch me take a good thing and fuck it all up in one night.”
“No sleep, up all week wasting time with people I don't like.”
“I think something's fucking wrong with me.”
“Drown myself in alcohol, that shit never helps at all.”
“I might say some stupid things tonight when you pick up this call.”
“I can tell that something's wrong.”
“I guess it's just my life.”
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