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When your school uses last years photo in your Id 😂

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I'm actually hot but I never put in the effort

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Richard adorable smile from s14 gag reel 

Gag reel link

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the parody i never knew i needed

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whenever i eat mushrooms i think about how one day mushrooms are gonna eat me… i make sure to chew really gently so they’ll return the favor 2 my corpse

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Oh my god

me every month: has my period AGAIN 

me every month: 

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I'm horrid at selfies but my eyes were great the other day

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Remember when moustaches were a trend

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YOU HAVE ENTERED

RADICAL SATURDAY

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I'm finally the cool loner artist I always wanted to be when I was in middle school. It's not a fun as I thought it would be.

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Let me show you one of my favorite images on the internet: nuns performing “exorcism” on a very patient punk dude

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dbXr3GikQE

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me walking into the theaters to see the new batman movie while wearing a team edward shirt just to piss off men

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My dash did a thing 🤔

@orcgfs @deadgiraffesdonthavesex

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The two types of fantasy writers

1. Feverishly calculating the body mass of your dragon species, spent 5 hours last night researching the origins of steel, losing sleep over horseshoes, 20 tabs open, should a cockatrice be warm-blooded?, will die if they don’t immediately figure out when honeybees were first domesticated

2.

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date someone who avoids the holes so you sleep fine in the car and curses their government for not using their taxes to fill holes with more cement

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me: hmm it is a nice day. as i am filled with hubris, i will go outside and sit :)

every bug in the universe at once: crawl?????? for to crawl???????