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The “That’s immoral you shouldn’t write that, we need to get that taken down” discourse on tiktok right now is PISSING ME OFFF

Wdym you want censorship for a literal ARCHIVE are you fucking stupid

Ao3 was literally founded to preserve works that were largely getting taken down due to censorship

Censorship is the opposite of what Archive of Our Own stands for

The TAGS and WARNINGS are there for a REASON. Use them and stop complaining

The universal rule—don’t like, don’t read

It’s THAT simple

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Fucking slain in my tracks by this postcard on my friend’s dresser

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“ES IST NUR EINE UMARMUNG”

DIE UMARMUNG:

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Ich glaube ja, so eine typische Joko Winterscheidt Umarmung könnte alle meine Probleme lösen.

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They’re my roman empire <3

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“How do you know you ship them?”

When I see them together, a noise comes out of my mouth and it sounds like a dying bear

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What is... Whump?

Whump is a genre in fanfiction that involves placing your character into a traumatic, physically or psychologically tormenting scenario.

It is a darker form of hurt/comfort that focuses heavily on the hurt and puts the character in jeopardy, tortures the character and tries to break them. Sometimes even without any comfort at the end.

The characters in these stories can be called:

whumpee - the character being hurt

whumper - the character causing the harm

caretaker - the character comforting

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Run, don't walk! Ernsthaft, Leute. Und trinken nicht vergesse, nicht dass ihr dehydriert bei der Hitze. :3

Da ist sie endlich! Viel Spaß dabei <3

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Klaas: Fußball ist mir egal.

Klaas, wenn Joko in der Nähe ist:

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What a time to be alive.

The Holy Trinity ❤

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:eyes: ...setzt Dead Boy Detectives still und leise auf ihre Watchlist.

DEAD BOY DETECTIVES | THE CASE OF THE VERY LONG STAIRWAY

Sorry. No version of this where I didn't come get you, is there?

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What is...

On every What is Wednesdays I will explain a trope, a rhetorical device, or a literary technique in a few sentences. Put in the comments what you would like me to explain next.

What is... a drabble?

What is... dead dove?

What is... archetypal characters?

What is… deus ex machina?

What is… whump?

What is... plot bunny?

What is... canon vs. fanon?

What is… a headcanon?

What is… a plot hole?

What is… retcon?

What is… WIP?

What is… a sequel hook?

What is… a crossover?

What is… crack?

What is… a rarepair?

What is… a red herring?

What is… fluff?

What is… smut?

What is… OOC?

What is… a missing scene?

What is… Coda?

What is… a trope?

What is… Alpha vs. Beta Reader?

What is… a cliffhanger?

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„Ich muss parallel hier auf Klaas‘ Eier aufpassen“ *grins,kicher*

Und wie Joko ganz natürlich nach Klaas greift und dann entsetzt fragt „Was isn los mit dir?“ als der die Hand wegzieht

Ich will ja nichts sagen, aber das hat halt schon wieder was arg vertrautes…

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Herzchenkaffee, "Schatz", Haarstreichler...die sind so married ❤