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first base is ripping each other's throats out second base is fucking and then pretending it didn't happen after it's over. third base is falling unconscious from blood loss in the other's arms

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top this bottom that we should all be focusing on what’s really important. #DRYHUMPING

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If you’re reading this, it’s too late. The positive vibes are already coming for you, get ready. You have no choice but to have a good day now.

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Surely the tall, battle hardened, scarred, hairy, rude, vulgar, disheveled, but loyal and ferocious knight I have sworn in as my maiden daughter’s personal guard would not dare to look upon her fairness and her his roguish ways and dare to defy the marriage arrangement I have put in place for her.

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oh to lift a knight’s helm just enough to see their lips and plant a kiss

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Why the fuck are you 30+ on tumblr

this is my house?

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i have a question for those who have taken pill-form birth control for a while and then stopped: did it give you your energy and libido back? your inspiration?

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work is too busy for how much i wanna write rn 😭

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maarten inghels

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Jazep Drazdovich

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A comm I received from @mkunart today! I'm on the verge of sobbing I love it tons! She's such an incredible artist!! 😭💖

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You may like that guy but I like him in a worse and more perverted way than you

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