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twin high maintenance machines

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If I start my sentence with "Girl" I mean it in a gay way like I'm about to bitch to you about my coworkers who I hate and who I am nothing but nice to. If I start my sentence with "Maaan" I mean it in a tired teen boy way. Like Shaggy learning that he's eaten the last of his vile sandwiches

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Does he know he's been rotting away in my brain for nearly 5 years now?

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"Listening to the SecSystem's audio, I heard a crew member in the corridor say,"I've never seen one out of armor. They really do look human." I made a gesture in that direction that I had only seen in the shows that were rated high on the obscenity scale. Gurathin saw me and made a choking noise."

No thoughts. Only Murdybot.

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benrey spinoff adventure in the simulation based on the hl1 stream. sorry

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biblically accurate boss fight benrey

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watched HLVRAI for the sixth time. ⚰️

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70s sci-fi art: Touch grass edition

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At this point I’ll stop the family fued jokes until I’m tired of it

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I now gift one of my favourite family fued moments… cupine

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There’s a weird looking mailman outside.

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spamton & tennas tv time ???

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I missed themm

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does he know he exists

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