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I'm so sorry and yet not at the same time

enjoy Jeff The Sock

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Yippee!! It's pretty accurate ^^

@miss-atena @beelloonn @erimelodii if you sillies wanna join :3

To all my moots and all

Take this test

@feeble13@mossy-tables@findingmcfinder

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HOW'D YOU KNOW I'M A GIRL KISSER⁉️😱😱😱

You should be gay NOW!🏳️‍🌈

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Redoing my intro because it's been a while!

Yoooo, it's Mike!!!

I'm 17 :3

I love wolves, they're like my favorite animal ever<3<3<3

I love Creepypasta, Murder Drones, Marble Hornets, My Little Pony (Equestria Girls included), BATIM, Fnaf, Twst, Genshin, Tadc, Dead Plate, Hazbin Hotel, ect.

My main fandoms are Creepypasta, My Little Pony, Murder Drones, Hazbin Hotel and Fnaf, but I am not against the idea of exploring my other favorite fandoms if anyone wants me to create aus on them. :]

I'm obsessed with my girlfriend and my friends, and I will drop my life to be there for them. I also am a family person, as that's the way I grew up.

I'm inlove with the entire Murder Drones cast (platonically), Vincent (fnaf and dead plate), Charlie, Vaggie, Toby (platonically), Nina, and Jane.

Lastly, I'd like to let everyone know that I plan to make a series (written or animated in some way) that starts from THE beginning, like way before the Creepypastas hit their breaking point. I will connect all of them together in some way in their pasts (it could be as small as seeing eachother in public, or as big as potentially being old friends). It will start way back, as far as let's say 1600's or 1700's with some of the much older Crps. I know this will take a while, but I genuinely want to make something big to make up for all the time I've been inactive. I will have scheduled posts between different parts of the series. I'm still debating on whether or not to do a time skip, or to go all out and make the series pretty long. I might just do the longer version, as it'll be much easier to build characters that way.

Side note: this is a birthday post!!! ^^

buh bye now, sillies<3

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I'm not sure this is correct, but I'll take it 😅

@chaggiehearts hii!!! another silly thing if you don't mind ^^

edit: yes, ik I haven't been on Tumblr in a minute—😭

ASK GAME!!

Do THIS QUIZ and say your result

Thats what I got!!! @wanderingwierdo @the-cherryblossom-system @blooper-malte @a-secret-rpblog @gobodegoblin @beeflingo @ibuildblasters

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Always ask for help when you need it!

Do not let yourself fail just because you feel like it isn't worth the wait.

Someone will always be there to help, even if they don't know you. Someone is always gonna have a space for whatever you need help for. Be it a teacher, any emergency service, a therapist, a neighbor, a friend, or a complete stranger. There is always someone. You don't even have to know someone to ask them for help. You just have to have the courage to reach out.

And just remember that it doesn't have to be in person if that's the part that scares you. There are plenty of ways to reach out.

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Quack Quack (I love pointy ears, they're so cool)

Anyway, off to commit some felonies<3

@chaggiehearts I hope you're alright with tags 😅

I love your blog!!!<3<3 ^^

I’ve seen people doing these picrew chains!! And I just found this one I really like so why not start one <3 friends!! make yourself in this picrew!

here’s mine :>

I will tag some people!!

@miikrowelle @ghostlakan @raddest-laddest @twinky-123 @king-drawsstuff @mizzle-moths @mantis-on-a-table @ anyone else who wants to do it!!

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darn...it's right

Anyway @miss-atena 😁

hiiiiiiii :3

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Ty for the tag!! ^^

I had to copy and paste to a Google doc so I could screenshot it all 😅

@miss-atena @erimelodii @beelloonn the sillies<3

Quick! Do this Picrew and uQuiz!

Picrew

uQuiz

(Both of these are not mine but I thought it would be fun to do!)

No pressure tags!:

@vampires-r-cool, @silvernmoonlace, @lunar-jewels

And obviously whoever else wants to join :)))

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Emergency commissions

I’m kinda in a tight situation right now because the economy failed us. I am 300$ short of rent (I have 300$ but I need 600 by the start of June) and we’re at risk of being homeless literally. Our rent is 1200$. That’s horrible but that’s what we’re stuck with and my job has cut my hours so bad I barely could even get the 300 I do have ( a friend helped) this is coming out of all my savings too and I’d have to start over for a third time. Anything helps even if it’s just a 10$ sketch I wanna draw but I wanna make some money too while I also work.

Deadass I get like 4 hour shifts for two days then I’m off for a week and that’s so annoying and they don’t do shit about it. Everyone’s hours were cut and I’m getting blamed for it by my own mom like I can do shit about it. I will be getting more hours soon but right now I’m kinda in a situation. I wanna help my mom with rent so I always pay her 600$ a month and she pays the other 600$ but I’m only able to give her 300$ for the whole month cause of my lack of hours. This isn’t normal but ofc it’s when rent comes around.

You can dm me on here or my insta (same username)

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Poisoning😭

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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Mwhahaahahhaaha

Look at him :3

Smol Mikol

Edit: the shirt says "don't mess with my wife" :3

Let's all make ourselves as little guys! Everyone is welcome to join!

Here's mine:

Tagging: @silentwillowwhisperer @hecateisalesbian @mushr00mswirl @mischievousmary

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Oms, should I like post all my dead EJ aus and how it happened and everyones responses? Like, while y'all wait for me to remember to post the important follow ups to certain lore? -3-

I need to like have people remind me atp so I can finish stuff up faster

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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW THEM BECAUSE I SAID SO ><

LOTS OF LOVE TENA TO YOU AND YOUR BRO<3<3<3 ^^

I will be uploading a lot of content soon btw Creeps, so keep an eye out because I finally am out of my angsty mood :3

Ik I say stuff and it takes me forever to upload it because I literally have the worst memory when it comes to things that are important things😭😭

INTRODUCTIONS AND RULES ):<B

carcinoGeneticist has started a memo on Thaumbler

CG: ALRIGHT, THE REST OF YOU, SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M GOING TO EXPLAIN TO THESE NON-STUDENTS WHAT IN THE SEVEN FORSAKEN WE ARE DOING IN HERE, AND IF ANYONE TALKS IN HERE BESIDES ME I'M GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE THE JUNIORS FROM THIS GOD FORSAKEN DORM I'M IN. GA: Karkat, I'm Positive That It Would Be Better For Me To Explain This In The Current Situation GA: Ahem, Pardon Him, Dear Viewers. My Name Is Kanaya Maryam, But You May Know Me As Mod Maryam, While The Creator Of The Memo Is Karkat Vantas, or Mod Karkat. GA: You See, Me And Karkat, Together With Other Lucky (Or Maybe Unlucky, Depending In Their Views) Students, Are A Friend Group At Night Raven College, One Of The Most Prestigious Magical Academies In Our World, Twisted Wonderland. GA: We Collectively Decided To Introduce Ourselves By Our Names, Class, Homeland, And Dorm So You May Ask Us About Our Particular Experience In Night Raven College So Far. CG: MY FUCKING TURN, SHUT UP NOW. CG: SINCE I'VE SEEN SOME OF THE BULLSHIT THE PEOPLE IN THAUMBLR CAN PULL, I'M LAYING DOWN SOME GROUND RULES AND YOU BETTER FOLLOW THEM IF YOU DON'T WANT US TO TALK WITH THE HEADMAGE. NO SNITCHING ON MAGICAM TOO, OR I'LL PERSONALLY COME AFTER YOUR FUCKIGN THROAT.

RULE NUMBER 1: NO WEIRD SHIT. WE ARE ALL FRESHMEN, AKA WE ARE MINORS, SO ANY FUNNY BUSINESS WAY TOO DEEP IN WHATEVER STUFF AND YOU GET A BIG FUCKING BLOCK.

RULE NUMBER 2: SAY WHO YOU ARE ASKING STUFF, WE MAY BE MAGES BUT WE DON'T HAVE A MAGIC BALL OF ALL-KNOWINGNESS TO GUESS WHO YOU MEANT.

RULE NUMBER 3: IF YOU ARE OUR HAUSEWARDENS AND YOU SAW THIS BLOG NO YOU FUCKING DIDN'T (AKA VIL AND RIDDLE DNI. FUCK IT, AZUL TOO, YOU'RE ON THIN FUCKING ICE)

RULE NUMBER 4: JUST ME AND KAN POST, BECAUSE THESE OTHERS HOUSEWARDENS BOOTLICKERS ARE TOO BUSY FOR THIS APPARENTLY? SO IF WE DIDN'T GET TO YOU, WAIT, AND IF WAITING DOESN'T WORK, WAIT MORE I GUESS, WE ARE IN A SCHOOL AFTER ALL.

RULE NUMBER 5: YES YOU CAN PRY A BIT ON WHAT WE ARE DOING AND WHATNOT, BUT WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO SAY HELL FUCKING NO IF WE WANT TO, SO... THINK BEFORE ASKING OR WHATEVER.

GA: Have You Finished Your Tantrum Filled Rant, Or Should I Wait More For The Introductions? CG: REALLY NICE WAY TO SAY SHUT UP AND LET ME SPEAK. GO.

GA: As You May Have Seen, There Are Quite A Bit Of Us, So I Will Try To Keep This Short. Each Of Us Wrote A Bit As To Make Mine And Karkat's Work Easier. I'm Kanaya Maryam, I'm From Class 1-A, I Come From The Land Of Scalding Sands And Am From Ignihyde, Much To My Dismay. I'M KARKAT VANTAS, I'M FROM CLASS 1-A, I'M FROM THE QUEENDOM OF ROSES AND AM FROM THE SEVEN FORSAKEN POMEFIORE. Hell0 there 0u0. I'm Aradia Megid0, I'm fr0m class 1-B, am fr0m the Briar Valley and study f0r Scarabia. hI, I'M TAVROS NITRAM. i'M IN CLASS 1-E, I WAS BORN ON, UH, THE SUNSET SAVANNAH AND AM IN OCTAVINELLE (:{ ii'm kiiliing you for thi2 KK. Ii'm 2ollux Captor, Cla22 1-C, 2haftland2 and in fuckiing 2avanaclaw. :33< *tackles you on the ground* Hii! I'm Nepeta Leijon, in class 1-D! I'm furrm Sunset Savannah and am in Purrmefiore with Karkitty! Hiii! H3H3H3! H1 K4RKL3S 4ND K4N >:] 1'M T3R3Z1 PYROP3 FROM CL4SS 1-A 4ND 4M 1N H34RTSL4BYUL. 1'M FROM TH3 SH4FTL4NDS >:] (ALT: hehehe! Hi Karkles and Kan. I'm terezi Pyrope From Class 1-A and am in heartslabyul. I'm from the shaftlands) The name is Vriska Serk8 (Serket for the NERDS!). I'm in class 1-C and am from the Shaftlands. Since I'm soooooooo cool I'm in Diasomnia ::::) D-> Oh my... My name is Equius Zahaak, and I'm from the Shaftlands, though there is STRONG evidence of my birth being from the great Briar Valley. I'm in class 1-B and in the Ignihyde dorm. HoNk. NaMe's gAmZeE MaKaRa, FrOm cLaSs 1-e. I'M FrOm tHiS MiRaClE MoThErFuCkInG PlAcE CaLlEd fLeUr cItY. i'm iN OcTaViNeLlE ToO :o) i'm named Eridan Ampora, and am a noble from the Coral Sea. I study in class 1-D and am in... the fuckin savanaclaw, irk. )(I! 38D i'm Feferi Peixes and am in class 1-D!!! my )(homeland is the Coral Sea and i'm in the Octavinelle dorm!!! 38)

GA: I Do Believe This Is Everyone, So We Are Ending The First Introductory Post. CG: IF YOU DON'T LEAVE ASKS WE ARE GONNA CURSE YOUR BLOODLINE OR WHATEVER. GA: Don't Speak On My Regard, Karkat.

-Mod Karkat and Mod Maryam

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IMPORTANT QUESTION FOR WHOEVER STILL FOLLOWS ME

Besides the question how r u still in here when I'm active once in a blue moon, I want to know ur opinion on this small survey of sorts? Explanation below the cut

I want SO BADLY to post more, I really do. But I fear that yall will leave me considering this is not what yall came here for. I've been drawing a lot of Twisted Wonderland, I have a Sona and two Yuu ocs and just... I want to share them, I want my stories, my stuff to be seen, but I don't want to risk the little bit of people who already follow me. So, that's why I'm doing this little survey of sorts? Depending on how this ends, I will know what to do.

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I know I usually post or repost random silly things, however, this is important.

Free Palestine.

“All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good people do nothing,”

That’s one of the first things Miraculous ladybug has taught us. And I am done doing nothing.

In almost a month, According to the ministry of health in Gaza, 10.000 civillians have been killed in Gaza. 4000 of those are children.

Parents have been writing their childrens name on them so that they’ll be easier to identify if they get killed. This child’s hand reads ‘ladybug’ in Arabic.

Free Palestine.

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Best chain of texts ever

But yes, cringe culture is dead and we killed it.

I'm so glad we did, I can't imagine still calling something cringe. To be honest, the word "cringe" makes me "cringe"

Why such an odd word for such an odd use? We'll never know.

Anyway, love this chain, I'll stop typing now.