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Road trip, LOTS of mess, contagion, f/f

Sophia woke up this morning with a stuffy nose and sneezed almost immediately.

"Hii'tschuh! Ugh..." she caught the sneeze reflexively in her hand covering it in spray, which she wiped onto her bedsheets.

She got ready slowly, waiting for another sneeze that had gotten stuck.

"Ihhh... hihh... HIIIHHHH... ehhh hiihh... hehhh... hiihhh... hh--" she rubbed her nose furiously trying to dislodge her congestion and release the tickle that was building up, but it just wouldn't budge, turning her into an itchy mess for several minutes.

She must have caught a cold from somewhere because her sniffles sounded thicker, not like when her allergies acted up. That was a shame, because Zoey was about to come pick her up for the annual summer road trip they took with their friends, and she had no idea how to hide a cold from all of them for half a day while driving.

Sophia quicked checked everywhere in her house but realized she was completely out of tissues. Since she lived alone she was used to sneezing openly and just wiping her snot on her shirt sleeve, so she rarely bought any.

She was just wondering what to do next when she heard a knock at the door. At the same moment, the sneeze that had gotten stuck earlier made a return. Sophia tried to let it out but it was still stuck. There was another knock and Zoey's voice calling out her name. The sneeze still wouldn't come. Sophia ran to the door and threw it open.

"Hi Zoey--hehh hehhh... ihhh... how are y--HIIHH... IHHHHH... you doi--ihhhhhh hehh... HEHH'TSCHIUUEWW! Oh my gosh, sorry!" Sophia covered her nose too late and her sneeze had sprayed snot down Zoey's shirt. She sniffled quickly to hide any evidence on her face, but Zoey flinched and hadn't seemed to notice any of the mess.

"Wow, uh, bless you? I hope your stuff is ready, we've got to go."

"Y-yeah, I got everything." Sophia sniffled again. The tickle was returning to her nose but she held it back.

Sophia grabbed her bag and followed Zoey out to the car. Ava was sitting in the passenger seat and Grace was already in the back.

"You have to sit in the middle Sophia, sorry. You're the smallest and we still have to pick up Lily."

"Tha--hihh--that's fine." Sophia said, throwing her stuff in the trunk and hopping in next to Grace.

"Are you feeling alright?" Grace asked with genuine concern.

"Yeah, yeah, I'm all good. Just got the sniffles."

"Are you feeling sick?"

"No, uhh... maybe probably allergies, yeah. Allergies acting up again." Sophia sniffled.

"I hope you brought enough kleenex." Grace said.

"Just don't sneeze on me." Ava said from up front.

Sophia laughed nervously and rubbed her itchy nose with her palm.

They stopped a few minutes later to pick up Lily, who squeezed in tightly next to Sophia, squishing her between the two girls.

"God, your car is so small Zoey, we should have taken my minivan." Lily complained, eyeing Sophia's reddening nose.

"Your minivan broke down last year and we got stranded on the highway, it's too unreliable. And my vehicle is very fuel efficient anyway."

"Still, I don't see why I can't sit up front." Lily grumbled.

"Sorry Lily, I get girlfriend privileges." Ava stuck her tongue out at her in the mirror.

"Maybe when you join my polycule." Zoey joked.

Sophia sniffled particularly wetly, and Lily shot her an accusatory look, pulling her shawl tighter around her shoulder.

"I'm still straight. Mostly straight." Lily replied.

Sophia sniffled loudly again and massaged her nose, which made an unmistakeable wet squishing sound.

"Um, are you sick or something Soph?"

"Ju-just allergies." Sophia sniffled with a finger held under her nostrils.

"Are you sure? What are you even allergic to, spring is over. Did you take any meds?" Lily questioned her rapidfire.

Grace was squirming uncomfortably on her other side, lightly rubbing up against Sophia's arm.

"I'm... I'm allergic to hay." Sophia motioned outside to the farmland they were passing.

"But..." Grace's eyebrows furrowed, "you were already sniffling back in the city."

"We can grab you some over the counter allergy relief when we stop." Zoey said, only half listening as she merged to avoid a semi. "I also want to use the bathroom anyway."

"Whatever." Lily crossed her arms.

Sophia's nose was really starting to get irritated now that her actual allergies were also acting up for real, and it was getting hard to keep the snot inside her nose without being able to blow it in anything. Normally she'd just pick her nose or wipe it into her sleeve, but someone would definitely notice if she tried that right now.

"You did bring kleenex, right?" Grace asked. "I think you really need to blow your nose."

"She looks like she's about to sneeze." Ava said, glancing through the mirror.

"I'm... I'm fi--ehhhh... ihhh hihh..." Sophia's eyelids fluttered and her nostrils flared, letting her thick snot start dripping out.

"Eww..." Lily tried backing away but they were packed in too tightly.

"Hehhh... sorry, I--ihhh HIIHHH... ehhhhhh... HIHH'KTSCHEEWW!" Sophia let her sneeze loose forgetting to cover, launching the snot from her nose and spraying it into Ava's hair and the back of her seat.

"Did you just sneeze on me?" Ava turned around, grabbing at the sticky mess in her hair. "Oh my god, somebody get her a tissue, she has snot hanging all down her face."

Sophia was already sneezing again, pitching forward towards Ava and getting it right in her face.

"Ihhh ihh GSHHH'SCHEHH!"

Sophia's snot flew from her nose and landed on Ava's cheek. Ava wiped it off quickly with a disgusted look and turned back around to search for napkins in the glove compartment.

"That is SO nasty, cover your nose!" Lily yelled at her.

"I'm sor-sorry--ihhh... ITSCHIUEWW! I can't he--hiiihhhh... can't help i-- EHH'KSCHIEW!" Sophia turned away from Lily and sneezed all over Grace instead, covering her shirt in spray and getting a long string of snot in her curly hair, still connected to Sophia's nose.

"B-bless you." Grace stuttered, politely averting her gaze.

"I can't find any tissues." Ava sighed.

"Just blow your nose into your sweater, Soph." Zoey said distractedly. "I can't help right now, I'm trying to find our exit."

"I'm not wearing a sweater, I only have my t-shirt." Sophia sniffled pointlessly.

"Borrow Lily's shawl." Ava suggested, maybe as a joke, but Sophia took her seriously.

"Hey, what? No!" Lily protested, trying to hang on to it.

"Come on Lily, just let her. She needs something to cover with and it's better than sneezing on you." Grace argued.

Lily scrunched her nose in disgust, but let Sophia take it.

It was kind of itchy, but felt so good to bury her nose in. Sophia rubbed at her aching wet nostrils vigorously and blew a huge squelching blow into the knit fibers, soaking the shawl in her thick sticky snot.

Grace seemed to be snuggling up against her, pressing her body into her side discreetly.

"Hihh'chuuummnn. IHHP'TSCHUUHHMF!" she sneezed straight into Lily's shawl. "Uhhhhnnn... that feels so good." Sophia moaned.

"You're being so weird right now." Lily stared.

Sophia pulled the shawl away from her face, revealing the mess of cold flowing from nose onto her upper lip and down her chin.

"You're not doing it right!" Lily took the shawl from her angrily.

Then she did something unexpected and grabbed Sophia's head, wiped Sophia's snot off her face with her bare hand, and kissed her squarely and firmly on the lips.

"Woah!" Ava's eyes widened, and Grace gasped beside them.

After two minutes Lily finally broke the kiss off to catch her breath. By this time Sophia's nose was itching furiously and she couldn't hold back the next sneeze.

"Ihhh-ihhhhhhh... IISHHHIUEEWW!" she sneezed right at Lily, shooting thick strings of snot out of both nostrils, which hung down her face.

Lily had a strange and unreadable expression on her face, but she leaned in again and kissed Sophia so passionately that it took her breath away. She could feel Lily part her lips and explore her mouth with tongue, the salty flavour of her own snot mixing in with their saliva. And then Lily stopped, and started kissing her nose instead, slowly and tentatively at first and then as if she was consuming it, licking and sucking at Sophia's cold-ridden nostrils. Her warm tongue felt weirdly comforting and soothing in Sophia's sensitive nose.

"Ummm... not to interrupt, glad you're having fun, but can you guys wait to do that alone maybe, when we get to the motel? You two can share your own room together..." Ava said, looking between them with her arms crossed.

"S-sorry." Sophia stuttered, taking in what just happened.

Lily wiped her mouth on the back of her hand but wouldn't meet Sophia's gaze.

"Sure, we can share." Lily agreed, trying to seem casual.

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so, as per request we tried some holdbacks (which failed spectacularly, as you can hear...maybe my nipple pinching didn't help?)

we've got a visual version too – still figuring out how to make it available to interested parties :)

NSFW moans

ps: to the anon who asked about kissing+sneeze combos – message received!! hopefully, we'll experiment asap

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Would you and your gf be open to talking scenarios??

i personally wouldn't because i'm super shy but they would of course it depends on the request but generally yes :)

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more wavs with your gf?

my gf has been really enjoying all the attention lately, so why not? :) requests are open to everyone – if you have any ideas, don't be shy!

of course, it'll all depend on how she’s feeling. she doesn’t share the kink herself (just a very sweet enabler💖), so no promises – but I know you’ll all be chill about that.

(for now, no talkie/no visual – though we might revisit visuals someday✨)

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ok so my gf ate up the attention from my last post about her cold and, of course, decided to indulge me again – but only if I posted this audio :)

anyway, never really realized how much sneezing makes me subby until now lol

ENJOY nsfw: moans, kisses, general filth

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"Your nose is running all over my boobs" "sNdFFFF! Snrkk!...I'b sorry...they're so soft, a'd they feel so cool od mby face I ju...huhh...HUH'GhkkSsHIEW! Hnk'GtSHHEW!...guhh..."

"Nevermind...go back to sleep, I'll wipe it off later," [Snaps photo of their partner dozing on their mess-covered rack]

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She's waiting at the bus stop, suffering from a bad cold. Or it could be spring allergies, but with her red nose you have a feeling it's a cold. You see her nostrils glisten as they flare in preparation, but she is not ready. She catches the sneeze in her open hand, but she still sprayed a lot in front of her. A sneeze that forceful must have felt good, but she's preoccupied with the snot hanging from her nose once she recovers from the surprise. She doesn't see you watching, also waiting for the bus, and blows her nose directly into her hand and wipes her fingers on her jeans. Her nose gurgled like it was full but stuck, emphasized by her sigh of annoyance. Now she's sniffling wetly every few seconds and keeps rubbing and picking at her nose. You can't help but stare, until she notices and you both look away, faces flushed, and pretend nothing happened.

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catching sneezes

alright!! here’s some gross mess shit!!

• consider this: the person holding the tissue can literally feel how productive the sneeze is. i know we’ve talked about the phrase “heavy cold” in the past and. this is so applicable because the sneeze can be messy enough that the tissue is soaked and heavy with mess. caretaker knows when it’s time to get more tissues or if the one at hand is ready to be thrown away.

• imagine the caretaker pulling the tissue away slowly because there’s a stream of mess behind it. they don’t want to humiliate their partner who insists on keeping the tissue pressed to their nose for the rest of eternity.

• what if the person sneezing is so sick and tired that they don’t even bother to look at their caretaker’s hand. they sneeze before realizing they’ve missed the tissue and sprayed the hand holding it rip them

• said person is so tired that their caretaker takes responsibility for covering their sneezes till sick person falls asleep. caretaker notices subtle signs of a buildup and brings a hand over the other’s nose by instinct at this point. bonus if this becomes nonchalant and routine. maybe the sick person is resting in bed, eyes closed. their caretaker sits beside them, one hand holding a book open and the other ready with a tissue. they’re invested enough in reading that they don’t look before they reach over to cover clumsily and end up getting sneezed on.

also consider: this has become so routine for the sick person that they don’t even check if their partner has a tissue. they just let themselves sneeze and oh-caretaker wasn’t ready. you just sneezed all over yourself :/

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Underrated hot snz thing?

When someone has a crumpled/balled up tissue, and they bring it to just their nose and stifle into it. Especially if they’re usually a pretty neat person when they’re sick.

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colds that start out light and clear and drippy, but then gradually evolve into something... thicker. if they breathe too sharply, the congestion will definately bubble audibly and/or visably.

a bit of mess spills out with a slight cough. but it doesn't really go anywhere. it just slowly meanders down their lip. they attempt to sniffle it back, but there's far too much cold in and around their nose to really do much of anything.

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A couple sitting propped up in their large bed in their favorite pjs. They both came down with the same terrible cold, their noses bright red, streaming and full to the brim with sneezes. Used, balled-up tissues are scattered all around them like a halo, and they've sneezed so much today, that person A has given up on tissues altogether and is just giving themselves up to the sneezes, letting them fly uncovered for why bother anyway if both of them are sick already?

B is adamant that all sneezes should be covered, so when A's breath hitches helplessly, B reaches out a hand to catch A's desperate "Aaahh'TIISSHU!!!" in their hand, only to feel a sneeze blooming in their own nose. Without thinking, they hold the hand A has just sneezed into in front of their own nose and sneeze a spraying "Heh'PTTSSHIEW!!!" into it, so now their palm is shimmering wet with both their colds.

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pin me down and hold my mouth open while you sneeze helplessly but purposefully into it and blow your nose let it drip down onto my chest please please please please

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someone with either a nasty headcold or sinus infection endlessly blowing their ever snot filled nose into a sodden handkerchief

they can go maybe 30 seconds at most before the pressure is too much and they have to pour another bout of audibly wet mucus into the poor sopping rag

the first few times you feel bad but after the fifteenth in a row it's purely disgusting.

maybe this is happening during an important meeting and you cant hear the speaker over their constant snotty gurgling

they dont even move the handkerchief

just repeatedly blowing their overflowing head in the same spot

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Been so in to contagion lately I've shifted from loving handkerchiefs to liking anything BUT handkerchiefs.

Like BOOO don't keep your sneeze perfectly neat and contained within its assigned little fabric!!

Don't keep the mess all to yourself!

I want that shit on hoodie sleeves, in scraps of toilet paper, cupped palms, on surfaces, on people.

Just the idea of someone fumbling for something, anything in their vain attempt to keep their drenching, thick sneeze contained.

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I'm suddenly struck with the image of someone trying to contain a productive sneeze into a 1-ply tissue.

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Being behind someone and holding their breasts as they gasp and hitch towards a sneeze so you have to imagine what their face looks like as it crumples under the mounting tickle, able to gauge how close they are to release only by the arch of their back against your front and the expanding bounce in your hands

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“sniff! i-i’mb sorry for.. hHH’DSSHHhk! sdneezing ond you so sniff! mbuch..”