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Syril introduces Dedra to his family.

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I realise that some- ok, probably all- of these are doomed to failure, and could end in Syril's murder. But does that stop Syril trying?

In last weeks poll about the closet scene, "Something happened but there was no physical intimacy" won at 40% of the vote, closely followed by "Absolutely nothing" at 28.3%.

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Being a Cassian Andor fangirl in older age is so much fun. Reminds me of my happy youth when my friends and I would do nasty things to dolls like have them get run over or trampled by a horse - and then make them tea before seeing how much of their clothing was removable. 

Now, as a multi-shipper, I can give Cassian a canon-compliant roll in the hay or awkward first time with Bix followed by a could-happen-unless-proved-otherwise bit of nasty mission-based non-con with Luthen. Cassian can then have a really angsty missing-scene-on-Niamos fling with Melshi, another nasty argument with Bix (optional make-up sex afterwards if feeling generous ) followed by a long and happy “everyone lived” divergent universe retirement making babies and ageing gracefully with Jyn (which you can then make into an end of life hallucination if you’re feeling particularly cruel).

Just so much fun. Torture the blorbo and then give him tea.

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Finding out Cassian was 28 when he joined the Rebellion is so crazy to me. he should have been in EMDR therapy

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Trying to nail down that “sad kicked puppy” cassian andor energy

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Unmute !

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One more: Krennic. Gloriously terrible cape-wearing man. NEED to see him continue to be his pathetic, approval-seeking “We stand here amidst MY achievement!!!!!!!!!!!” self in Season 2. I hope he swooshes, pouts, and temper-tantrums his way to the ISB boardroom. We should have a scene with him, Partagaz, and Dedra, please Tony Gilroy please

I just need more unhinged Krennic lines to say in his voice at random times in my life

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me being the only one in the andor fandom that believes cassian and bix were childhood friends that dated for a short while before deciding that they were better as friends instead of thinking they are bitter exes or still inlove with each other

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"I played Antigone and every night my heart broke for her dead brother. Then my own brother died and I felt nothing. I missed the funeral because I had a matinee. I'm not avoiding talking to the Group because I've got something to hide, Mark, it's the opposite. If I'm not in character I don't know if I'm there. I'm already dead."

Denise Gough as Emma in PEOPLE, PLACES AND THINGS (2024)

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a review of cassian andor’s hairstyles

in chronological order

mr ferrix

this is a Look. The beard. The mustache. The swoopy bangs. His hair is windswept in a way that looks intentional. Probably the most polished—and therefore least in-character—look that we see on Cassian. He could be in a shampoo commercial. 10/10

cottagecore criminal

Soooo fluffy. The fluffiest. Like a baby lamb. The one curl on his forehead is driving me insane. The facial hair is very nice. Somehow cute and hot at the same time. 12/10

space tourist

Still looks perfect despite the wind making his hair fly everywhere. A fun and casual look. I hope nothing bad happens to this guy during his vacation. 9/10

on program

It looks like Cassian gets a haircut at some point during his time on Narkina 5. How did that go down? Did they let him choose the style? He is extremely scruffy here. 8/10

puppy dog eyes

Cassian returns to Ferrix but does not return to his ten-step hair care routine. He’s messier but still beautiful. Different but still the same. That’s character development. 10/10

rebel rebel

The original Cassian. This look feels the most like classic Star Wars to me, which makes sense from a design standpoint because Rouge One leads right into A New Hope. I adore his bangs here. And the mustache. Very cool, very handsome. 11/10

good boy

Look at him. He looks like he’s going to church. Too nice and neat. Why would he do this? Is this to impress Jyn? I want to ruffle his hair and confiscate his comb. 6/10

wet cat

His hair is a mess but that’s understandable given the circumstances. Or is it? He had time to change out of the imperial uniform, but not enough time to fix his hair. Whatever. Still 8/10

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casting a spell of finish your wip rb to pass it on

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It’s Sunday night, I’m a bit drunk and feeling bold so here goes…

I really love Rogue One but I think Andor is superior. In fact, and I say this as a child of the Original Trilogy, I think Andor is the best piece of Star Wars media yet made . I haven’t been this obsessed with a show or film in years and years.

Though I have to say, I’m not a game player – so I can’t include those. And I haven’t watched the animations so I can’t include those. So I will tweak the claim above… The best piece of live action Star Wars media.

Andor. Prestige television that just happens to be Star Wars.

So my personal rank fwiw:

1. Andor

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2. Rogue One

3. Original trilogy.

4. Everything else

Really don’t much like the Prequels or the Sequels , if I’m going to be honest. Except for Ewan McGregor’s Obi-Wan and those cute ice foxes. 

And it’s true – Rogue One is elevated by Andor. Diego Luna is promising that after Andor s2 we will effectively be seeing a different film. Which makes me very hyped indeed.

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lol, I imagine he was a very mischievous kid. Apart from Gilroy’s tense indicating it was more than just a one off you’ve also got Timm’s suspicion- Bix saying “ I guess he thought you and I were back together”. Timm gets a raw deal and obviously what he did was horrendous but I always think… there’s no smoke without fire. ;)

Fully respect the platonic love only take though, and tbh it’s not going to lessen the impact for Cassian (or us!) if and when something Nasty happens in s2. I’m still holding out hope that Bix survives, but I think the odds are slim. :(

me being the only one in the andor fandom that believes cassian and bix were childhood friends that dated for a short while before deciding that they were better as friends instead of thinking they are bitter exes or still inlove with each other

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Andor anniversary 2024: 'That Would Be Me' (1.02)