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Miso soup rats. The most delicate of the soup rats.

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From the makers of rats full of soup, I am pleased to bring you soup full of rat 🥫🐀

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French onion soup rats 🧅🐀

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Mushroom Soup Rat 🍄‍🥣🐀

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Matzo Ball Soup Rats 🥣🐀

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Egg drop soup rats 🥚📉🍜🐀

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Cup Noodles rat, distant cousin of the ramen rat.

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REMY NO! Don’t stir the split pea soup rat!!!

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Ramen rats 🍜🍥🥢

This one is my personal fav heheh

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Oh to be a clam chowder rat using a bread bowl as a hot tub

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I fucking love the Bioshock audio diaries so much. The characters just literally recorded themselves bitching at/about each other and left the recordings around for any passing weirdo to find. It’s like 60s social media with slightly more fish.

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Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag

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These are some of the wallpapers contributed to "Yume2kki". You may see them if you play the game.

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Murderbot is such a neurodivergent power fantasy. It can

- store unlimited media and watch it privately

- turn down sensory organs that are bothering it

- look at stuff without its eyes

- cross reference its data storage when it doesn't know what to say

- program "human-like behavior"

- super duper kill the shit out of anyone that fucks with it

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Yeah, after dealing with the ipad for 5 hours yesterday the fact that Apple Tv + is the one who's got the rights to the Murderbot show is even more dystopically hilarious and ironic and I am ashamed of literally anyone who can view this show in a good light knowing literally anything about the basic premise of the books, only to then praise when Deliberate Enshittification & Forced Obselescence The Company™ makes the tv show adaption.

Like, you're telling me you're excited for the Deliberate Enshittification & Forced Obselescence The Company™ to be adapting the book series about "Deliberate Enshittification & Forced Obselescence is extremely evil" ???

While literally *whitewashing* the main character who has the darkest skin out of all of the book cast, who is a slave who escapes to freedom? ???

While erasing the fact that Murderbot is nonbinary by allowing a rich white cis man to cast himself in the lead role???

Ah, but now with the power of the billions of capitalist dollars from Deliberate Enshittification & Forced Obselescence The Company™, we can now watch as The Murderbot Diaries goes from the premise of

"Capitalism is bad here's a slave escaping to freedom and kicking butt, mocking the humans around it for being incompetent at security"

To the completely new framing and context of

"Capitalism is bad but not Apple™, we're the cool good technology guys! See, here's us making a show about a White Man who is Enslaved by a diverse cast of color, and he escapes to freedom only to return to be the White Savior because the people of color around him always need him to rescue them!!!!! Did we mention that we, Apple Corporation, are the good guys?"

🤮🤮🤮

The fact the fandom is eating this shit up and browbeating anyone who has a problem with the whitewashing and queer erasure sure is something.

Especially the posts strawmanning in the most pathetic and obvious way possible that "people just don't like Murderbot being self-cast by a white man becusse they're the *real* antiblack racists, not the guy who cast himself in the lead role instead of allowing a queer actor of color to have a job!"

Also lmao.

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