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Every year I say I hate winter: it's dark, long, cold and so inconvenient where I live. All the mess on the roads and so much snow shoveling to do...

But then the first snow falls, and suddenly is so peaceful, so tranquil and quiet. It feels like I'm a small kid again. And I stand mesmerized watching it and think, "oh, buddy, I'm so sorry. I don't hate you at all, please come".

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i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse

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Lol just found McDonald's doordash on someone's doorstep #hunter #gatherer

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what if i *remembers that making suicide jokes is not conducive with my goal of improving the wellbeing of myself and everyone around me* transform into an oyster

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Dissociation

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“sync your contacts” i’d rather be waterboarded to death actually tysm tho

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the thing that gets me about about barbie is that barbie land wasn’t even purposefully a matriarchy, barbie land came about because of the way little girls were playing with their barbies, it wasn’t created by mattel it was created by the people using the toys, so the fact that the barbies ignored the ken’s and had girls night every night wasn’t because they had some bias against him, it was just an accurate depiction of how kids play with barbies. I had some ken dolls as a child and they were essential to the plot in the sense that of course my barbie has a boyfriend because that represented the world i saw around me, but also he didn’t have any purpose in my dream world because i was only interested in what the girls were doing because they represented me and how i wanted to be, I wanted girls night every night I wanted the girls to be president and austronauts and not because of some inherent feminist idea but because I was a girl and I wasn’t thinking about boys, ken was an accessory. this movie wasn’t made to change the world but it showed a different perspective than what we usually see which I thought was fun. Men don’t have to be the centre of all our stories and its not even because we hate them, sometimes we’re just not thinking about them

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The syndicate

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All yours.

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Technoblade never dies.

@technothe-pig

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which boat currently stuck in the suez canal traffic are you?

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I have a very strange relationship with cereal. I’ll forget it exists for months at a time, then I remember that not only does it exist, it is one of humanity’s perfect foods. Then I’ll eat like 4 boxes in one day before some eldritch god takes the knowledge from me again. (Probably for my own good.)

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It was never meant to be.

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Think about it. In a dragon world (Minecraft) the wither wouldn’t have ‘human’ heads. It’d be a canine or smth like that. Right? This is of course based off the 16th attack by Technoblade himself.

My fan is rattling and it’s very irritating but I can’t turn it off and sit in silence cause that’s awkward for the ghosts

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