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Comandante Chispas is the ultimate contradiction:  a "liberté-chose" (Sartre) -- a "freedom-thing."  In other words, a phenomenon like Elvis or Bugs Bunny..
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Definition of Trump-l´oeil:  somebody born with a silver spoon up his ass.
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“If you can hear the train,                                                                                              It´s going to rain.”
-- Comandante Chispas --
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Well old buddy:  you and I have sure passed a lot of water under the bridge.
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Buying somebody is one thing.  Will he stay bought is another.
Comandante Lentes, “Pillars of The Sea” -
Thoughts on the quickly-unraveling $800-million-payoff scandal by Brazilian contractor Odebrecht to Latin American governments.
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There you have it.  Trump is America´s lowest UNcommon denominator.  Source of the tell-all photo: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4164486/Trump-president-history-not-wait-wife.html 
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HOW I BECAME A RAT PACK MEMBER by Comandante Chispas
--Comandante Chispas. comandantechispas.weebly.com --
(From the movie “Comandante Chispas: My Life as a Yungian Persona.")
You are looking at the original, unedited version of a world famous photo. It is presented here for the first time anywhere. When Dean Martin showed me the negative the morning after it was developed, out of modesty and humility I insisted that I be edited out.
I will also reveal for the first time what was so funny...
I was with my guests in the dining room at the Sands Hotel in Las Vegas. All casinos in Las Vegas would let me enter, but prohibited me from gambling. The reason was not that I am a dog; rather, I invented card counting at blackjack before the dealers knew what was happening. When they figured it out, my picture was plastered everywhere.
I decided to slip out the back door and get a breath of fresh air.
Who do I run into?
Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and Sammy Davis Junior.
I shyly approached Old Blue Eyes.
“Excuse me, but aren´t you Frank Sinatra?”
He demurely waved his cigarette: “No, I´m Donald Duck.”
Dean and Sammy laughed; they had been there before.
Not bad, I thought: I´d award that retort a solid B.
A second thought instantly followed. One good turn deserves another... I forged on. “In any case, Mr Sinatra, I hope you´ll give me just a few seconds – nothing more -- of your time.”
Frank looked at his watch, politely nodded approval. Dean-o and Sammy also looked at their watches, pointed heavenward and left. Only later did I discover what they referred to.
I shuffled my feet, worked up my nerve:
“I just want you to know, Mr. Sinatra, that you´re the god of the music world to me. I have all your records. I keep wearing them out listening to them; I´m on the third set. Like everybody says, you´re an American original. Perfect pitch, exquisite phrasing, unique modulation, great orchestration, fantastic words. What more could anybody ask for in a performance? The biggest compliment to you, though, is that no impersonator can imitate you.
Not only are you the world´s greatest singer; you´re also the world´s greatest actor. I´ve seen ´From Here to Eternity´ who knows how many times. Ditto ´Suddenly.´
Well, in short, if you have a bigger fan than me anywhere on the planet, I´d like to meet him."
Frank was about to finish his cigarette. I knew I had to get to the point fast.
“Today is a special day; it´s my birthday. I´m in the dining room with a party of friends and relatives. I … I hate to ask you but ... ah ... well … could you do me a gigantic but small favor? Walk by my table and say, ´Hiya, Chispas!  How´s it going?´
Wow! I can think of no better birthday present anybody could receive than a friendly acknowledgement from Frank Sinatra!”
He looked at my picture posted on the back door, stomped out his cigarette, smiled coyly,  demurely intoned “I´ll see what I can do.”
I thanked him profusely, hurried back inside and resumed my place at the head of the table. I didn´t let on to my guests who I had just run into.
The deserts arrived.  Quite frankly, I had given up hope. Then, Frank appeared at the back of the room.
He approached our table casually, as if it were nothing. Just a random encounter, that´s all. Perfect.
He smiled broadly and stuck out his hand.
“Hiya, Chispas. How´s it going?”
I demurely glanced over my shoulder.
"Fuck you, Frank.”
But wait – the story doesn´t end there. 10 minutes later, a waiter appeared with a message on a silver tray:
“Chispas, go to the elevator. The operator knows what to do.”
I excused myself. Sure enough, the operator was waiting for me. He took me to the top floor.  It was unmarked. He had a special key to open the door.
What a blast! There was huge party going on. All sorts of famous people were there. I instantly recognized Marilyn Monroe. Marlon Brando and Henry Fonda. Somebody yelled my name.
It was Frank.  He called me over.
Frank was doubled over; he kept slapping his knee; I´ve never seen anybody laugh so hard. “Chispas, I´ve personally witnessed a lot of stuff go down. I gotta hand it to you; the stunt you pulled definitely takes the cake. I give it an A+!!”
Dean and Sammy were dying to know what was going on. Frank related what had happened in the dining room. When he came to the punch line, everybody cracked up.
At that instant, Elvis took the world-famous photo.
All I can say is, good sports like Frank are hard to find.
One good turn deserves another. He invited me on the spot to join the rat pack.
I hung out with them for years. The stories I could tell.
Maybe I will.
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And while we´re at it, stop calling me Mom!
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Censorship American Style
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People are asking, Why did Facebook block – i.e., censor – my account with them?
FB offers two possibilities: you can join as a person or as something else – an idea, company, etc. I joined as the latter. As Wikipedia noted (see my earlier post), I am the latest in a long line of distinguished non-human candidates for public office.
A month or so ago, FB asked me for “identity credentials.” I thought the request was strange – IBM or Microsoft doesn´t need a passport or birth certificate – but forwarded the material to them anyway.
Everything was fine until last Monday. FB again requested the same identity information; I again forwarded it. Instantly, my account was blocked and will remain so, I am told, as long as FB is “reviewing” the material I sent them.
What had been acceptable was suddenly unacceptable.
What in the meantime had happened?
Well, there are over 3,700 answers …
The Chispas Facebook page was publishing commentaries critical of Donald Trump. Negative criticisms of American politicians are of no interest to Facebook and whoever is looking over its shoulder as long as the critic has only 20 friends. In fact, FB and Washington will cheerfully point to such posts as “proof” there is no censorship in America.
The problem was, in less than two months, the Chispas Facebook page gathered over 3,700 friends. Hypothesis: FB and its minders – CIA, FBI and/or NSA – started to panic. (NOTE: a “minder” is a combination babysitter/censor). Better stop Chispas now - before it´s too late!
The Chispas Phenomenon. The Chispas Experience. The Chispas Event.  The Chispas Reply. Call it what you will, it still remains the same. My last post on Facebook included photos of how support was flowering internationally for my candidacy for President of Ecuador. You will find those images attached here. Apparently, in addition to the spectacular growth of Facebook friends, FB and its government minders saw the photos and went into a tailspin. This Chispas thing is getting out of control! Stop him! GOD DAMN IT – STOP HIM!!!
A lack of a sense of humor is not the only identifying characteristic of government minders.
Speculation continues about a hidden Facebook-CIA/FBI/NSA partnership. In the absence of a smoking gun, all we can do is look at a syndrome – i.e., factors running together – which suggests security agency involvement:
(1) As mentioned, no humor. (2) if you give minders what they want, what happens? Nothing. Zero, nix, null, nada. Not even a thank-you email.  What they want is X number – the more, the merrier – of emails and cell-phone conversations tapped.  Those figures are presented to Congress to justify increases in  CIA/FBI/NSA agency budget requests, viz., to show the agency is “doing something.” (3) They tell you they are “reviewing” your case. Here, too, nothing happens. They are hoping you will get tired of waiting, become frustrated, move on to other things, forget; in brief – get lost. (4) They take everything literally, never figuratively. That is because they are always thinking in terms of possible litigation, of how something will play out in court. In the legal universe, subtleties and double entendres are not merely inappropriate, they are not permitted. (5) Minders will tell you that, like everybody else in America, they are “governed” by laws, rules, regulations. In truth, any legal requirements always include a “fudge factor” which allows the minders to evade them. In the case of the Chispas Facebook page, FB is arbitrarily applying criteria applicable only to persons to non-persons. Whatever you do, dear reader, do not ask FB and its minders to be “reasonable” and adhere to their own rules; they cannot hear you.
The pressure and doubts about a FB sell-out to the federal government grew so intense, Mark Zuckerberg, head of Facebook, was compelled to publish a denial of any FB cooperation in government snooping. Read his denial on the Internet; it exudes vintage bureau-pathic reasoning. A wooden delivery; zero vision; no creativity or imagination: the only thing missing is a stamp of approval marked Langley, Virginia.
In the end, to know the truth about a possible Facebook betrayal of its clients to the U.S. Government will require a Tell-All book from a dismissed and disgruntled FB employee. From what I am hearing, we may not have long to wait.
It will be a best-seller
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People are asking, Why did Facebook block – i.e., censor – my account with them?
FB offers two possibilities: you can join as a person or as something else – an idea, company, etc. I joined as the latter. As Wikipedia noted (see my earlier post), I am the latest in a long line of distinguished non-human candidates for public office.
A month or so ago, FB asked me for “identity credentials.” I thought the request was strange – IBM or Microsoft doesn´t need a passport or birth certificate – but forwarded the material to them anyway.
Everything was fine until last Monday. FB again requested the same identity information; I again forwarded it. Instantly, my account was blocked and will remain so, I am told, as long as FB is “reviewing” the material I sent them.
What had been acceptable was suddenly unacceptable.
What in the meantime had happened?
Well, there are over 3,700 answers ...
The Chispas Facebook page was publishing commentaries critical of Donald Trump. Negative criticisms of American politicians are of no interest to Facebook and whoever is looking over its shoulder as long as the critic has only 20 friends. In fact, FB and Washington will cheerfully point to such posts as “proof” there is no censorship in America.
The problem was, in less than two months, the Chispas Facebook page gathered over 3,700 friends. Hypothesis: FB and its minders – CIA, FBI and/or NSA – started to panic. (NOTE: a “minder” is a combination babysitter/censor). Better stop Chispas now - before it´s too late!
The Chispas Phenomenon. The Chispas Experience. The Chispas Event.  The Chispas Reply. Call it what you will, it still remains the same. My last post on Facebook included photos of how support was flowering internationally for my candidacy for President of Ecuador. You will find those images attached here. Apparently, in addition to the spectacular growth of Facebook friends, FB and its government minders saw the photos and went into a tailspin. This Chispas thing is getting out of control! Stop him! GOD DAMN IT – STOP HIM!!!
A lack of a sense of humor is not the only identifying characteristic of government minders.
Speculation continues about a hidden Facebook-CIA/FBI/NSA partnership. In the absence of a smoking gun, all we can do is look at a syndrome – i.e., factors running together – which suggests security agency involvement:
(1) As mentioned, no humor. (2) if you give minders what they want, what happens? Nothing. Zero, nix, null, nada. Not even a thank-you email.  What they want is X number -- the more, the merrier -- of emails and cell-phone conversations tapped.  Those figures are presented to Congress to justify increases in  CIA/FBI/NSA agency budget requests, viz., to show the agency is “doing something.” (3) They tell you they are “reviewing” your case. Here, too, nothing happens. They are hoping you will get tired of waiting, become frustrated, move on to other things, forget; in brief – get lost. (4) They take everything literally, never figuratively. That is because they are always thinking in terms of possible litigation, of how something will play out in court. In the legal universe, subtleties and double entendres are not merely inappropriate, they are not permitted. (5) Minders will tell you that, like everybody else in America, they are “governed” by laws, rules, regulations. In truth, any legal requirements always include a “fudge factor” which allows the minders to evade them. In the case of the Chispas Facebook page, FB is arbitrarily applying criteria applicable only to persons to non-persons. Whatever you do, dear reader, do not ask FB and its minders to be “reasonable” and adhere to their own rules; they cannot hear you.
The pressure and doubts about a FB sell-out to the federal government grew so intense, Mark Zuckerberg, head of Facebook, was compelled to publish a denial of any FB cooperation in government snooping. Read his denial on the Internet; it exudes vintage bureau-pathic reasoning. A wooden delivery; zero vision; no creativity or imagination: the only thing missing is a stamp of approval marked Langley, Virginia.
In the end, to know the truth about a possible Facebook betrayal of its clients to the U.S. Government will require a Tell-All book from a dismissed and disgruntled FB employee. From what I am hearing, we may not have long to wait.
It will be a best-seller
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Comandante Chispas note to Tom Perez, Chairman of the Democratic National Committee:  better wake up and smell the coffin.
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“Explanations don´t explain anything.”
« les explications n’expliquent rien. » Related by Paul Matisse, « Avant-Propos », in Marcel Duchamp, Notes, Flammarion, Paris, 1999, p. 9.
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You cannot colonize another country without colonizing yourself.
Comandante Chispas
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Mystery Solved!  What Happened to The 43 Missing Mexican Students.   How to Curtail Human Disappearances Around The World.
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NOTE:  what follows is my article which Facebook censored by blocking the Comandante Chispas Facebook account.  I will be pleased to remove this paragraph when and if Facebook unconditionally removes the block. 
Case closed. Or is  it? Seen in thought for months, I decided to publish what follows.  Frankly, I was thinking somebody else would say it; they never did.  That fact, coupled with Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto´s  hurry up offense to move on -- "No podemos quedarnos atorados" -- concerning the 43 missing students in the state of Guerrero, compelled me to go ahead and speak the unspoken and, apparently, unspeakable truth. What follows is an exposition of The Horrific Hypothesis.  I do not know if the hypothesis is correct.  I do know there is a scientific way to verify or refute it.   If The Horrific Hypothesis is proven to be valid, it will not only locate the missing students but also tell what happened and why.  You will find an excellent summary of the case of the vanished students here.  The incredible disappearance remains mired in controversy.  The Mexican government claims all 43 students are dead.  Their families believe they are alive.  We think both are partly right. How can that be?                                                          *          *          * Let´s do something new:  start with the obvious.  (i)  Look at the faces of the 43 students. They are in their teens or twenties. (ii) The search in Guerrero for the students´ cadavers uncovered numerous human remains in mass graves and rivers; none were of the students.  Assuming those remains are from victims of violence, it becomes readily apparent that the standard operating procedure of local criminals in Guerrero is not to destroy bodies.  As my Mexican friends would say, "Esos echan una firma y corren."   Guerrero killers piss and run. Question:  if the corpses of the students were completely destroyed, why?  To repeat, for Guerrero criminals, such a total annihilation would be a departure from their modus operandi.   (iii)  The third and final obvious reality.  If the bodies were destroyed, it is because somebody wanted to hide something the bodies could reveal.  
What was that something? Normally, nature will do its work and decompose cadavers.  In the case of the students, however, the criminals did not want to leave anything to chance.  Nature sometimes does not co-operate, which can lead to discovery and arrest. Here is the question:  Young men + no cadavers  = ? We come to The Horrific Hypothesis.                                                           *          *          * Let´s go straight to the clincher that the prevailing explanations of the disappearance, e.g. the students were killed because of their leftist political beliefs or because they threatened to disrupt a speech by a mayor´s wife or because they were mistaken for a rival drug gang, are nonsense.   If any of them were true, there would have been no need to destroy 43 corpses.  The killers would have conducted business as usual. Unlike the prevailing explanations, The Horrific Hypothesis fits the facts.  It is common sense, logical.  To wit:   The 43 students were killed for their organs.  The international organ trade is as profitable as it is unknown.  At $160,000 for a kidney on the black market, the money-making potential approaches that of drugs.  Maybe more. When their drug sales peaked/ran into trouble in 2014, one Mexican drug cartel, the Knights Templar, kidnapped children and removed their organs. Given that ghastly event, The Horrific Hypothesis is no conspiracy theory.  When speaking of human organs, beware of the word "harvest."  Harvest has a positive connotation that is applicable only when somebody voluntarily donates an organ.  Instead of prettifying terrible realities, The Horrific Hypothesis goes directly to the point:   the missing 43 students were cannibalized for the same reason cars are cannibalized -- spare parts. The Horrific Hypothesis of course means the students are dead.  It also means, however, their hearts, kidneys, corneas, lungs, bones, veins, skin and tendons are alive.
                                                         *          *          * What is to be done? 1.  The United Nations should create an bank of DNA samples from disappeared persons/their family members around the world. 2.  The UN should create treaties establishing that (i)  all human organs offered for sale must undergo a DNA test.  The results would be compared to the samples in the United Nations DNA bank.   (ii)  All human organs offered for sale must have an identification of their source. I note in passing that France already has such an identification for beef products, thus the traceability technology already exists.   3.  As for the missing 43 Mexican students: The UN should oversee a special inspection program in which human organs received in hospitals and clinics worldwide after September 2014 (when the students vanished) undergo a DNA test. The results would then be compared with DNA samples from the missing students or their families.  That is the only scientific way to verify or reject The Horrific Hypothesis. The charts at the top of this post show that, among other things, the small supply -- 10% -- relative to demand explains why organs are incredibly expensive.   The chart of prices for organs demonstrates it is not unreasonable to conclude that all salable organs from one cadaver could be worth $700,000.  We are excluding from consideration the black market where prices are higher, e.g., a black market kidney costs up to $160,000 versus $84,400 shown above.   43 students = $30 million minimum.  Now you know why somebody did it.  Motive + opportunity.  With such megabucks in play, no wonder criminal cartels are taking a long hard look at what could far outstrip the drug trade in profitability.  The 43 students are only the tip of Mexico´s human catastrophe that must not be allowed to continue to be covered up.  In 2006-2012, according to the Interior Minister, 26,121 people disappeared.  
The Official Explanation says most of those thousands of vanished people were directly or indirectly victims of drug cartel turf wars.   ​The Horrific Hypothesis says something else. 
I must note that, unlike the Official Explanation, the hypothesis offers an explanation of why the plague of disappeared persons extends far beyond Mexico.
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Last Monday, my Facebook page was censored.  
A few months ago, Facebook asked me for identity papers -- passport, birth certificate, etc.  I gave them the information; my Facebook page stayed open.
Last Monday, Facebook again asked for the same identify papers, which I sent them.  This time, however,  they blocked my account.  They send me an email saying they are "reviewing” my case; in the meantime, the account is not accessible (NOTE:  nevertheless, I continue to receive email junk from Facebook about people´s birthdays, changes of names of groups, ad nausea).
What had happened in the last month to make unacceptable what previously had been acceptable?  
More to follow...
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