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actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.

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youve taken the time to learn my attack patterns? what are you, gay?

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Love it when they do that. Honestly nothing better than when Lex throws aside all the ingenious machines he spent months and millions on to just try and choke the life out of Superman with his bare hands <3 I know the whole appeal of the characters is that Superman can defeat armies with nothing but a pinkie finger and that Lex doesn't even need to lift his pinkie finger, because his machines will do everything for him, but I still think they need to fight like normal men more often.

Superman #164 (1963) and Action Comics #500 (1979)

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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together

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This is fine...

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 “I couldn’t love anyone else even if I tried. Who else would put up with my bullshit?”

“Since when do I put up with your bullshit?”

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"enemies to lovers or friends to lovers" actually I choose both, because nothing beats "enemies to friends to lovers," watching that slow burn of two people hate each other until their friends, and then just bicker, pretend to be annoyed with one another, and pine over each other until they admit their love for one another. there's nothing better honestly.

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if your ship hasn't threatened or actually tried to kill each other at some point then what even is the point, honestly

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Enemies to lovers is so funny like the same person who tried to kill you yesterday is now the most loyal motherfucker in your team

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Is it really an enemies to lovers ship if there isn't a moment of one of the characters expressing that if only they knew each other earlier or could meet again in some other way? Because surely if fate had only dealt them a kinder hand, they would have been friends.

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I want to fly freely in the sky。 Yes!! Superman!!!

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lex and clark

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The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Sexemy (sex enemy)

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Don't mind me, I'm just quietly going insane about this page from Superman (2023) #12 where Lex is talking about both Kryptonite and Clark:

"How can something so rare and precious be found in this small town?" and Clark appears right behind him 🥺

Joshua Williamson, I owe you my life

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do aliens eat ass

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Lois: Clark's missing, can you find him?

Lex: what, do you think I have him microchipped or something?

Lois: ... Well, do you?

Lex: ... Yeah, hang on.

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If he's so evil and heartless, why is he cuddling with me oh so gently and kissing me?