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it would have been really hard for him, but i think joker should have seen the wreckage too

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Gosh Kaidan don’t look so happy to be on a date with your space husband or anything. 

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Kaidan Alenko about Commander Shepard

i'm a whore for him (he is is deeply damaged and mentally unstable)

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ever think about Shepard's 15 hour coma in ME1. you can't tell me she was just fine and dandy right after that

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I will die mad about the fact that Pressly never gets credit for rallying the Fifth Fleet to the Citadel. 

That man called up one of the most powerful leaders in the Alliance as a mutineer in a stolen prototype stealth ship, without his CO, and said, ‘hey, we have no proof shit’s about to go down because Shepard’s busy driving a tank through a mass relay, but shit’s about to go down and you need to get your ass to Widow.”

And it fucking worked. 

Charles Pressly is a goddamned hero. 

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do you think one can call themselves an alienfucker if they disagree that batarians are fuckable

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They get a happy ever after in my head at least

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me playing mass effect 2 every time, knowing full well i have the upgrades and missions completed for everyone, including myself, to survive the suicide mission unharmed: IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE GARRUS ARE YOU GONNA DIE??? OH THANK GOD!!! AH FUCK A LASER!!!!! HOLY FUCK WE’RE GONNA DIE.

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"I should go," Shepard announced with steeled determination. They then promptly turned and unceremoniously walked towards the Normandy's shuttle bay, pumping their claymore shotgun as the conference room's airlock closed behind them.

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supporter of women's wrongs

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Based on an anon ask I just received on a sideblog.

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when i enjoy an oc they get memed

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Happy pride month

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me: leaves my house

me: the commanding officer is ashore. xo pressly has the deck

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Cosy Shenko commission for the wonderful @unfair-water-plane --had a lot of fun with this one <3

--Thank you so much!

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Mass Effect [Tarot Cards]