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Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot
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the human mind is prone to catastrophizing when left unoccupied. And that’s why it’s important to always have a little Blorbo to rotate in your head. It acts as a protective charm of sorts to redirect your imagination away from harmful spirals
thoughts without Blorbo: oh my god I was so cringe in seventh grade why did I do that
thoughts with Blorbo: I haven’t considered the interactions with bleebus; I must rectify this immediately
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So my mom is babysitting an infant but I didn't know so I cannot explain the feeling of walking into my living room and seeing a lone baby ive never seen before sitting on the floor and the dead eye contact we shared for a full minute before my mom came back into the room
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The highest quality lieblingsfach you’ve ever seen
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good meowning everykitty!! dogs.. go eat dirt or something
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NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. Please refill my water bowl. Thank you!
NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. Please refill my food bowl. Thank you!
NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. Are you busy? Let’s play! Thank you!
NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. I love you so much! Thank you!
NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. I’m tired from playing a lot. I am going to take a nap. Thank you!
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it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks
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Yuri Gagarin, the hobbyist photographer, at home with his wife.
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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door
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