back on my jeffdean bs i had a dream i was directing some video with the dean in it and suddenly i became jeff and the dean was flirting with me off camera and i just kept doing very jeff things like tapping away on my phone to keep his attention which made the dean laugh and then i wanted to keep making him laugh so i started clinging onto him as we walked going “deeeaaannn” and he just kept giggling and it was so cute 😭 and now i guess i’m back on my jeffdean bs
I thought I had an out. I could see it, I could see the way markers and I thought I could - Out of all our shit, I thought I…I thought I could take us all out of it. I did - I did try.
I feel like if tomgreg does happen it'll be a situation like greg complaining about his love foibles and tom will be like "Well are you a good kisser, Greg? Show me. Show me. Stop making it weird, just show me. Are you gay or something? Fucking kiss me. Show me."
Nero… pushed his wife… down the stairs. And then he had Sporus castrated and he married him instead. And he gave him a ring. And he made him dress up like his dead wife.
i always thought that if tomgreg were to happen the biggest liability would be their relationship getting leaked to the press but now i realize ive been going about it all wrong. it’d be infinitely funnier and more accurate if a rumor circulated that tom and greg were fucking and that gave them the idea to hook up with each other in the first place