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the signs drunk
aries: probs starting a fist fight with someone touching their girl / starting a cat fight with another girl at the party
taurus: crying over feeling ugly / literally dancing everywhere with all the confidence they normally don't have
gemini: helping the crying girl in the bathroom / looking for another martini
cancer: sitting in the corner hooking up with hot, also drunk guy not giving a shit at all
leo: downing 7 shots in a record 39 seconds
virgo: looking extremely hot / probably isn't even that drunk
libra: dancing like an idiot, people are staring. they are literally so drunk
scorpio: singing, the intense essence they usually have is gone. you just want to hang out with them really bad
sagittarius: problematically starting drama with someone else / throwing themselves at ex-boyfriend
capricorn: WHO EVEN ARE CAPRICORNS DRUNK THEYRE LITERALLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHO THEY USUALLY ARE
aquarius: pissing ass naked in the middle of the street
pisces: talking to everyone in the world, kissing random people
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Leia: You're an idiot.
Han: I'm your idiot.
Han: [points at wedding ring] FOREVEEEER.
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I couldn’t face myself if I gave up now. None of us could. - Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)
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I’d drive 25 minutes to kiss you for 30 seconds any time any day
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Human behavior flows from three main sources: desire, emotion, and knowledge.
Plato (via goodreadss)
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accurate for libra
The quickest way to see the signs bad side:
Quickest way to see an ☆Aries bad side: Give them unwanted advice.
Quickest way to see a ☆Taurus bad side: Put them in chaotic situations.
Quickest way to see a ☆Gemini bad side: Them having no say in what happens.
Quickest way to see a ☆Cancer bad side: Pretending like you care about them when in reality you don’t.
Quickest way to see a ☆Leo bad side: Having to deal with people who make a big deal out of everything.
Quickest way to see a ☆Virgo bad side: Acting like you know more than them.
Quickest way to see a ☆Libra bad side: Miscommunication.
Quickest way to see a ☆Scorpio bad side: People asking them obvious questions.
Quickest way to see a ☆Sagittarius bad side: Making unnecessary assumptions.
Quickest way to see a ☆Capricorn bad side: Being lazy and relying on them to do everything.
Quickest way to see an ☆Aquarius bad side: Not giving them a chance to say what needs to be said.
Quickest way to see a ☆Pisces bad side: Bringing up things from the past.
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I’m sure you got some things you’d like to change about yourself, but when it comes to me, I wouldn’t want to be anybody else.
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