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FNAF as things friends and I have said (security breach edition)

Roxy: THEN EVERYBODY CLAPPED. HOMOPHOBIA WAS FINALLY OVER. WE DID IT BOYS. WE DEFEATED RACISM

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Freddy: I am literally weeping. There are tears flowing out of my vision balls

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Monty: Fellas is it gay to kiss yourself

Freddy: *sigh*

Monty: I will not apologize

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Gregory: I have a sweater

Freddy: It is a Christmas sweater.

Gregory: *holding fazerblaster* Sweater.

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Sun: Arson, a true family activity! Fun for everyone involved!

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Vanessa: Sorry, I’m just so used to everyone being gay

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Roxy: Us here at the mega pizzaplex believe in 𝓫𝓾𝓵𝓵𝔂𝓲𝓼𝓶

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Monty: Listen. Listen. Either I become a Netflix documentary, or I find someone to love

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Freddy: Gender (affectionate)

Roxy:

Chica: Gender (derogatory)

Sun:

Freddy: I am sincerely apologizing now and I will leave. I have caused bad things

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Freddy: What do we think of Monty?

*pause*

Chica: *sighs* Nice pal.

Roxy: I think he's gay.

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Mike, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Freddy: You did WHAT–

Foxy: William Snakepeare

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Brooke: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Millie: Killed without hesitation.

Dylan: No.

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Apologies for abandoning this blog for so long. High school started back up again and I've been trying to focus on that.

Plus when I'm not busy with school, I've been drawing and talking to friends over on discord. And I'm more into utmv than fnaf now, butttt I'll try my best to keep this blog alive ^^;

- Ari

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Plushtrap: Here's some advice.

Nm!Bonnie: I didn't ask for any.

Plushtrap: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me.

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Jeremy: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one! 

Fritz: Tubular AF! 

Susie: Mood to the max! 

Gabriel, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it. 

Cassidy, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she’s a square.

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Baby: Alright, who did it?

Ballora: It was freddy

Ft.Foxy: It was freddy

Ft.Freddy: It was freddy

Ft.Freddy: ...

Ft.Freddy: Dang it

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Bonnie: In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 

Chica : Wasn't Foxy with you? 

Foxy: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Cassidy: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis. 

Golden: You're like 15 years old 

Cassidy: WAIT I'M DEAD CAN IT EVEN BE CALLED THAT.

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(More FNaF as stuff friends and I have said)

Jeremy: Not me telling Freddy Fazbear to go fuck himse- OH GOD NO-

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Golden: Okay but like there's probably a rule 34 of Barbie.

Bonnie: Get in the oven you're getting a time-out.

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Michael: IT'S TIME TO RISE UP GAYMERS AND BECOME WHAT MY FATHER WOULDN'T WANT

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Fritz: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU USING LIGHT MODE YOU BARBARIAN?

Jeremy: Because I am.

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Bonnie: I'm large.

Mike: Took that out of context fuck you.

Bonnie:. H- How can that be taken out of context?

Mike:

Bonnie: Is this why I was called innocent?

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Ennard: JUST TRY AND VORE ME YOUR ORGANS ARE MINE.

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Foxy: I'm eating everything

Golden: Yea and I'll feed you tape worms if you dON-

Foxy: Eats the tape worms.

Golden: NO MY WEAPONS

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Freddy: I'll peel your skin off.

Mike: Not if I eat it first.

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Freddy: Foxy you have to apologize to Mike.

Foxy: Fine.

Foxy: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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William: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Henry: Twelve, actually.

William: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Henry: Yours!

William: That's right: no one's.

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Toy Bonnie: You're right.

Toy Freddy: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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Henry, driving Michael and Lefty : So how was your day?

Michael : We almost got surprise adopted.

Henry: What?

Lefty : We almost got kidnapped.

Henry: Oh, okay.

Henry: *slams on the brakes* WAIT WHAT?!

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Monty: How many kids do you have?

Glamrock Freddy: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

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Charlie: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

John: I think you mean cards.

Charlie: I do not.