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i hope this email fucks your wife
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call me aubrey! or aubs he/it, séao3 is @aubrey_is_a_fool
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am I a boy or a girl???? I will never go back to Ohio I won't even look down the road Burn out in style Do what I'm told They say the view From Mount Everest can kill But the one without you Is pretty good too
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let's show mama my scream
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forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that
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50 year old gerard way on stage 2027. many have said this
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social contract is all fucked now, nobody wears ear buds on the train anymore and almost nobody will assassinate a politician for the greater good
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phenomenon ive only ever seen on tumblr that i think we should start killing people over actually
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Whenever I make fun of deer skull old god blood pomegranate cannibal flesh teeth, it's vitally important that you know that I'm saying you can't write whatever you want. You have to write what I want and the only thing I want is gnome-centric sims 4 erotica
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I was making a doodle about an AroAce mood and fucked up the third panel but I think this might be better actually
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pining for hand holding
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when will the corrup5tion end...
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If u think about it summer is the season of chastity bc u cant jerk it when it's 38 degrees in your room and the sexual pleasure cannot surpass the discomfort of being glued to your bed by your sweat #ClimateJustice
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Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you
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The Victorian Era was shite compared to now obsiously but also titty piercings were popular everyone was on heroin and they thought bad sex made your kids ugly so the zeitgeist must have been wild
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do NOT fuck a stalackmite u wil get cave dust in ur pussy
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"UM OP DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT THIS INNOCUOUS VIDEO/IMAGE/POST IS ACTUALLY FETISH CONTENT"
might not be true at all and might be puritan panic you bought into but ok
even if it IS true, ok?? and?? based
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https://dieworkwear.com/2022/08/26/how-to-develop-good-taste-pt-1/
From the comments "In my experience clothing on anyone looks best when it is done with confidence. We are all different shapes and sizes. I was really struck by your post on dressing well that included John Goodman in a faded t-shirt and jeans. He rocks it!"
Excellent advice, whatever gender or style one is looking for. Thank you
I'm a trans guy and Derek, I can tell you my wardrobe has improved a huge amount simply by reading your threads. The "dress for your body type" stuff never worked well for me; your threads about putting together an intentional look and for getting a good fit - that's 99% of the game.
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