#SWEAR

[grrl-beetle]

Swear

[townytowncomics]

If you ask me, the winner of a spelling bee ought to be designated the “spelling queen bee”. 🤔

[hidd3nchao]

[poisonedfate]

bbc merlin - 02x13 The Last Dragonlord

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Davey: *addressing the newsies* I’m going to need you to swear-

Race: FUCK

Davey: …

Davey: Swear as in “promise”…

[fortyfive-forty]

he had to be sacrificed for the greater good

[ghosttb0y]

I cant show the full image…but dnf :] they are in love idc idc idc

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[rosewind2007]

From twitter:

A Bachelor thesis in my lab makes a seminal contribution to software engineering - open source codes written in C on github have higher code quality when they contain swear words.

Conclusion:

“We hypothesise that the use of swearwords constitutes an indicator of a profound emotional involvement of the programmer with the code and its inherent complexities, thus yielding better code based on a thorough, critical, and dialectic code analysis process."

This is just so Murderbot

[themancorialist]

Blossom Street, Manchester.

[tacobellabeanburrito]

UGH.

I was just reading an Ace Attorney fanfic with a really cool idea and it takes place when Miles, Phoenix and Larry are children and there’s this whole fucking thing where Miles is only friends with Larry because Phoenix is friends with Larry and it makes me sooo uncomfortable!

Miles vehemently keeps saying that Larry isn’t his friend and that he doesn’t like Larry at all and Larry is like, super sad about it and like Larry knows about it and so they only hang out with each other to protect Phoenix or whatever.

And Ik people have the right to write whatever they want and stuff but like. Damn. That’s not? Larry at all? Like ugh, Larry wasn’t even that bad in the story why can’t we just have really good friendship moments with those guys?

[tomicscomics]

02/10/2023

No butts.

___ JOKE-OGRAPHY: Jesus tells His disciples not to swear.  He means that they should always be honest -- that their yes should mean yes and their no should mean no without the need for fancy oaths.  Peter however, takes it to mean Jesus doesn't want them saying bad words ("swear" can mean either "take an oath" or "utter a profanity").  This might be true, but it's not what He was saying here.  Also, "butt" isn't a swear anyway, except maybe in the absolute most prudish of households.  Peter was just being way too cautious.

[petrichoremojis]

[ID: A drawing of an emoji yellow person swearing. There is a pink censor box over their mouth with the letters XXX on it, pink emphasis lines around them, and they have an angry expression. End ID] [ID: An emoji of a person swearing. They are coloured green and are below a large speech bubble which contains the letters XXX. They are smiling. End ID] [ID: An emoji of an emoji yellow person swearing. They have an angry expression and look squished beneath a large speech bubble containing angry scribbling. End ID]

Emojis for swearing, so we can have different symbols for each swear word on our boards :) (Smiling emoticon)

[townytowncomics]

For anyone still trying to come up with a New Year's resolution, remember we can all (probably) work on swearing less... 🤬

[marimomo]

down catastrophic on main for the cop and the twisted cycle path in rogue trader

sneak peek (nsfw)

As easily as Marazhai wounded you, Heinrix attended you, kissing nascent bruises and cleaning bleeding cuts as a dog might lick its own wounds. And both of them, fervent in their need to please their Lord Captain in their own way, crowded your body hungrily, possessively, as animals. Claws raked flesh, followed by a gentle brush of fingers. Sharp teeth pierced skin, then a warm mouth murmured supplications into the blood. Neither would let the other have you for long—a competition pitting pain against pleasure, xenos against human, damnation against deliverance.

You were lost in the slide and press of their bodies, held between the two. In front of you: Marazhai, his pallid and skeletal frame a fierce presence. Behind you: Heinrix, a warm, solid comfort. Heinrix lowered his head to worry the raw skin at the curve of your neck, then kissed you just below your ear, whispering reassurances. “I am here, Lord Captain,” he said gently. “I will always keep you safe.”

Marazhai gave no such assurances, but your name on his tongue—bereft all title but adorned with admiration all the same—just as easily captivated you. He gripped your chin in his clawed hand, pressing closer, driving his hips hard into you—and forcing your ass more firmly into Heinrix’s lap. Heinrix slipped his hands around your waist, insisting his presence between you and the xenos.

[build-a-buddy]

'Meet me in the sky in 5mins if you want an ass kicking.' - Bri, upon being held up.

[awkwardnerdylesbian]

if i go to sleep now. the bells hells could be like schrödinger’s cat. not dead or alive