condescensionsation

[condescensionsation]

my favourite roast of all tiem is ‘‘you look like pepsi max’‘

[condescensionsation]

Oh fuck an alion 👽

[condescensionsation]

Four puppies cuddling. Pompey, 1 century CE.

[condescensionsation]

My mom kept complaining that all of a sudden the Beatles are back and they're fucking everywhere and they're so obnoxious and were practically having an orgy in her garden under a cucumber leaf and that's when I realized she meant spotted cucumber beetles and not Paul McCartney

[condescensionsation]

I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A CUTE PICTURE WITH MY GARDEVOIR AND OGERPON

[condescensionsation]

We should start doing Golden Legend shit for American protestant churches. I'm gonna start telling people that my local korean-american chapel was built in 1725 by beavers who learned to read the Bible.

[condescensionsation]

People actually do post like this on bluesky it rules

[condescensionsation]

Bothersome beast, comforting friend

[condescensionsation]

Pippastro Mad-Max

🐱 Oriental Longhair

📸 Ashleigh Bishop

🎨 Chocolate Silver Spotted Tabby

[condescensionsation]

Copyright abolition never took root in western art communities because the fandomites see themselves not as proletarian artists but as temporarily embarrassed vivzipops

[condescensionsation]

[condescensionsation]

This is the most real MTG post of all time cause I'll give you one guess which of these two cards was an absolute menace in standard and had to be banned and which one hasn't seen any play since getting reprinted

[condescensionsation]

[condescensionsation]

[condescensionsation]

Today's Seal Is: Into The Green

[condescensionsation]

one day you will kiss your wife for the last time. that will be on march 22nd, 2036, the day before they banned wife kissing. this future must not come to pass. get in the car. we have to set the timeline right, and you're the key to it all. they say no one kisses their wife nearly as good as you do. if that's true, you just might save us.