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someone make a mike
#iâm only half joking#also i dunno if iâll get much done today sorry!#im never gonna force words outta me bc otherwise itâll just be bad writing#and my partners deserve the best
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* [ Â PROMPT LIST ] : Â nearly a kiss.
below, iâve compiled a collection of [ 45 ] action and dialogue prompts for the kisses that nearly happened. inspired by every time those two characters in your favourite tv series inch closer and closer to each other only for there to be a usually annoying reason for the kiss to never happen.Â
[Â DIALOGUE PROMPTSÂ ]
[ Â ONE Â ] : Â â we didnât break up. â
[ Â TWO Â ] : Â â i canât do this. â
[  THREE  ] : â you⌠you have something on your face. â
[ Â FOUR Â ] : Â â you should go. â
[ Â FIVE Â ] : Â â you owe me nothing. â
[ Â SIX Â ] : Â â did you really think iâd kiss you ? â
[  SEVEN  ] : â what about [ name ] ? âÂ
[ Â EIGHT Â ] : Â â are you sure about this ? â
[  NINE  ] :  â did you think it was going to be that easy ? âÂ
[ Â TEN Â ] : Â â i should really be going. â
[ Â ELEVEN Â ] : Â â we canât do this again. â
[ Â TWELVE Â ] : Â â youâre- youâre steaming up my glasses. â
[ Â THIRTEEN Â ] : Â â you have no idea how much i want to kiss you. â
[ Â FOURTEEN Â ] : â i got back together with [ name ]. â
[  FIFTEEN  ] :  â we shouldnât do thisâŚ. â
[ Â SIXTEEN Â ] : Â â this isnât how i want this to happen. â
[ Â SEVENTEEN Â ] : Â â i want our first kiss to be perfect. â
[ Â EIGHTEEN Â ] :Â Â â i think this means something else to you then it does to me. â
[  NINETEEN  ] :  â i canât do this to you. â
[ Â TWENTY Â ] :Â Â â i donât want to jeopardise our friendship. â
[  TWENTY-ONE  ] :  â letâs just call this what it is⌠just really close talking. â
[ Â TWENTY-TWO Â ] :Â Â â this is a bad idea. â
[  TWENTY-THREE  ] :  â i didnât ask for this⌠to feel this way. â
[  TWENTY-FOUR  ] :�� â no. â
[ TWENTY-FIVE ] :  â the lead-up is the best part anyway⌠right? â
[Â TWENTY-SIX ] :Â Â â i think you get the point. â
[ TWENTY-SEVEN ] :  â this is just a game of pretend to you. âÂ
[ TWENTY-EIGHT ] :  â maybe next time⌠â
[ Â ACTION PROMPTS Â ] + reverse
[ GOODBYE ] : sender and receiver are parting ways, they might not see each other for a while. they embrace, a hug so tight it could shatter bones. their lips linger above each otherâs, their eyes closedâŚ.
[Â REUNITEDÂ ] :Â sender and receiver are reunited at after some time apart. jumping into the otherâs arms in a warm embrace, the idea of a kiss is there but does it come to fruition ?Â
[  REJECTED ] : sender leans in to kiss receiver, but receiver pulls away.Â
[Â INTERRUPTEDÂ ] :Â as sender and receiver lean in to kiss they are interrupted by a third party.Â
[ Â STUNGÂ ] :Â as sender and receiver are about to kiss a bee stings receiver, the moment cut short.Â
[ Â FORTÂ ] :Â sender and receiver are chilling in a pillow fort they spent a good part of the day building, in an intimate moment they both lean in for a kiss, only for the ill-built fort to collapse on them.Â
[ Â RAINÂ ] :Â as sender leans in to kiss receiver a sudden downpour catches them off guard and they choose to run for cover.Â
[  TAUNT ] : sender is taunting receiver, slowly moving in closer to their lips with no intention of kissing them, to see how far theyâre willing to go.Â
[  DRUNK ] : sender is drunk and while under the influence looks into receiverâs eyes, beginning to lean in to kiss them⌠only for them to have the sudden urge to vomit.Â
[ Â DANCEÂ ] :Â sender and receiver have been pulled into a slow dance together. as they sway to the music they find themselves leaning in for a kiss just as the song ends and the moment is cut short.Â
[ Â GUILTÂ ] :Â Â receiver leans in to kiss sender, but sender pulls away because they feel guilt for doing this for the wrong reasons.Â
[Â CHEEKÂ ] :Â sender and receiver are leaning in to kiss each other, but at the last moment sender dodges their lips and kisses their cheek instead.Â
[ PHONE ] : sender and receiver are about to kiss when a cell phone goes off and makes them pause. + extra points if the call is from an ex/rival love interest.
[Â FACEÂ ] :Â receiver wonât stop talking. in an attempt to get them to stop, sender grabs their face, underestimating the intensity of the act.Â
[ Â FOREHEADÂ ] :Â sender and receiver lean to kiss each other, misjudging the destination they bump foreheads instead of meeting lips.Â
[  CHIME ] : as sender and receiver are about to kiss, a clock chimes interrupting the almost kiss and reminding them of the time. Â
[ Â STRANDÂ ] :Â receiver stands still as sender leans closer to their face, expecting a kiss but is surprised when receiver just tucks a strand of their hair behind their ear.Â
[ FALLÂ ] :Â sender somehow ends up accidentally on top of receiver, their faces are close to each other but at the last minute sender pulls away.Â
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âAnd when I asked you how youâd been, I meant I missed you more than Iâve ever missed anything before.â
â Iain Thomas (via quotemadness)
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leon doesn't lower his guard , even with a bullet fresh in this . . . hive's head . lip curls in disgust now that he's able to get a good look at it : skeletal & robotic at the same time . he'd shudder if he hadn't seen plenty worse . â just when i think i've seen it all . . . tch . â
nystagmic eyes finally come to rest on the armored figure before him . even her gear is nothing like he's ever seen before . what the hell has he gotten himself into now ? â i mean i don't know what the fuck they are , and i don't know where the fuck i am ! now , are you gonna tell me , or are you gonna keep me waiting in suspense ? â
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â don't tell me there's gonna be more of these things -- â
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ashley shaking so hard from trying to fight las plagas that she jams the gun is very important to me
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leon said âada the encyclopediaâ when he could have called her âencyclopadaâ and i will never forgive him
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PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME 0.2
over a year ago, i made this meme & since then, itâs blown up. so, over a year later â i thought i would make a new one. so here it is, after several requests & a pile of brains, THE PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME 0.2 send me a âżÂ and iâll fill out the template below. bold for things i could definitely see or want, italics for things i could see or am unsure of and striked out for things i donât want or cannot see.
FRIENDSHIP.   childhood friends / work buddies or coworkers  / family friends / friends with benefits / smoking buddies / adventure buddies / fake friends / recently friends / party buddies / friendship of need / dying friendship / circumstantial friendship / partners in crime / old friendship / [ your muse ] is the good influence / [ your muse ] is the bad influence / [ my muse ] is the good influence / [ my muse ] is the bad influence / opposites attract / ride or die / frenemies  / roommates or flatmates / penpals / exes to friends / enemies to friends  / other
ROMANCE.   childhood sweethearts / [ your muse is mines ] childhood crush / [ my muse is yours ] childhood crush / exes / exes to lovers / forbidden lovers / highschool sweethearts / secret relationship / opposites attract / long distance / unrequited [ from your muses side ] / unrequited [ from my muses side ] / unrequited [ from both sides ] / skinny love / friends to lovers / enemies to lovers / spurious relationship / power couple  / newly entered / soulmates [ metaphorical ] / soulmates [ literal ] / awkward / turning toxic / toxic love / cheating [ on your muse ] / cheating [ with your muse ] / otherÂ
FAMILIAL.   siblings [ half ] / siblings [ step ] / [ my muse ] is an older sibling figure to your younger sibling figure  / [ my muse ] is a younger sibling figure to your older sibling figure muse / [ my muse ] is a parental figure to yours / [ my muse ] is a child figure to your muse / guardian figure / legal guardian / adoptive child / foster child / [ your muse ] is taken under mines wing / [ my muse ] is taken under yours wing / other
ANTAGONISTIC.   dangerous to each other / dangerous to others / unpredictable / rivals / petty / developing into sexual or romantic tension / based off family matters / based of off circumstance / based of professional matters / based off misunderstanding or lies / conflict of ideology / betrayal / hero - villain dynamic / enemies / fight club / friends turned enemies / lovers turned enemies / exes turned enemies / otherÂ
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hm.....col.in for.d in his s.pn days for a younger leon methinks
#i just think he's the perfect fc!!#unless.....he's problematic i rlly hope not#. â⸺ ︝ăâä¸ ÂŤ OOC.
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a fond smile from leon , one that peeks out from behind his usual stony demeanor often around her . â the fun is that neither of us gets shot , and i get to keep my job . â
he'll sidle up behind ashley to better observe her aim , deft hands raising both her arms at her sides . â hold the gun with both hands -- cross your thumbs -- that way , you'll have a better grip when it kicks back at you . and . . . â leon crosses in front , all trust as he grabs the pistol by its barrel & tugs . â makes it harder for someone to disarm you . â he steps aside , motions to the target . â alright , let's see you go again . â
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â you -- need to be more careful . â
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â you're gonna hurt yourself ! â
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â you are a shitty missionary ! â
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lil leon quote starter for tomorrow đ
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aeon is so âin another life i wouldâve liked to do taxes with youâ coded change my mind
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&. đŹđĄđ¨đŤđ đŹđđ§đđđ§đđ đŹđđđŤđđđŤđŹ đđ¨đŤ đŹđĄđ˘đŠđŹ.Â
( an assortment of dialogue prompts that are a mix of fluff and angst for all your shipping needs. feel free to change how you seem fit. )
â you look happier. â
â theyâre teaching me to kill, but whoâs teaching me to love? â
â itâs hard to sit here and be close to you and not kiss you. â
â you left like i was never a reason to stay. â
â i never craved attention until i tasted yours. â
â if i kissed you, i donât think iâd be able to stop. â
â you had my heart before i could say no. â
â but friends donât look at each other like we do. â
â i like you. a lot. like a lot, a lot. â
â youâd look cuter holding my hand, but whatever. â
â they say youâre dangerous, but youâre my safe. â
â you are the peace i crave in this chaotic world. â
â i need you, you idiot. â
â iâd be yours, if you asked. â
â whatâs meant to be will always find a way. â
â i never planned to have you on my mind this often. â
â you still live in the silences between my thoughts. â
â weâre not perfect, but weâre perfect for each other. â
â with a heart like that, you deserve the world. â
â i will look for you in every lifetime until we finally stay. â
â itâll always be you. â
â i am yours. no refunds. â
â meet me in my dreams and stay for a while. â
â please donât let me forget your voice. â
â i am in love with a moment we never had. â
â you steady me and stir me all at once. â
â i never want to stop making memories with you. â
â what i have with you, i donât want with anyone else. â
â you smile a lot more since weâve met. â
â do you think the universe fights for souls to be together? â
â i may not be your first, but i want to be your last. â
â i have passed by many eyes, but i only got lost in yours. â
â iâm pretty sure i didnât meet you for nothing. â
â for you, iâll risk it all. â
â iâm happiest when iâm with you. â
â i wonder what i look like in your eyes. â
â youâre important to me, you piece of shit. â
â and now youâre a stranger with all my secrets. â
â it terrifies me what i would do for you. â
â anywhere with you is everywhere i want to be. â
â my soul just wants to be closer to yours. â
â youâre still my person, even if iâm no longer yours. â
â you didnât just break promises, you broke me. â
â some people search their whole lives for what i found in you. â
â you return like autumn and i fall every time. â
â i think about kissing you all the time. â
â maybe iâll see you in another life if this one wasnât enough. â
â the most beautiful part is, i wasnât even looking when i found you. â
â your eyes hold everything my heart thirsts for. â
â you are enough. a thousand times enough. â
â a sky full of stars, and iâd still watch you. â
â i broke my rules for you. â
â in your eyes, i found gravity. â
â you have no idea how much i like you. â
â my heart is so full of you i can hardly call it my own. â
â so do right people with wrong timing get a second chance? â
â i pushed everyone away because they werenât you. â
â you were worth the wait. â
â câmon, weâd look cute together. â
â if you take care of everyone, who takes care of you? â
â i think i might be in some kind of love with you. â
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lemme do plots in which leon is taken over by las plagas thank u
#only for a lil bitâŚ..just for fun#if u know me u know i love plots like this teehee#. â⸺ ︝ăâä¸ ÂŤ OOC.
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leon is such a radio.head / link.in park girlie
#and also some classical music bc itâs calming to him#listen it was the 90s/2000s ok#. â⸺ ︝ăâä¸ ÂŤ OOC.#. â⸺ ︝ăâä¸ ÂŤ ABOUT.
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