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Wish I had more Conehead friends to yap about Wishbone to 💔

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coneball nyc!

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The people who go "well who's going to look after you when you're old?" when you say you're not having kids are breathtakingly naive. Our next-door neighbour, somewhere in her mid-80s, has a son, grandkids, and a grear-granddaughter, and who's the one she calls when she needs help, and checks that she's not spending christmas alone? Me and my boyfriend.

Having kids is irrelevant if the answer to that question is still going to be "the mentally ill faggots next door."

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random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

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my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny

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my fav kind of art

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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There’s always something on Reddit

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whoever said no is an evil bitch

is it okay to celebrate your grandfather on father's day?

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your eyes are like heaven your voice is like rain

eleven elevens they all hear your name

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They should make a content label for ai posts like they do for mature content so I dont ever have to fucking look at it

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i will not be free on august 15, just a heads up

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I need life to feel like the this song music video all the time please

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"im a boy" "im a girl" okay well i wrote this song about you?? something i wish?? you?? knew?? something i tried to say?? but now i'll say?? it?? straight?? i wrote this song about you??

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please god let conan gray’s new album make me feel the same way i felt listening to superache for the first time

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Spite can be a incredible motivator