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going to the Bruce Wayne Defender competition, only to find out Dick Grayson founded it and has been the consecutive winner for 85+ years.

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i rewatched batman (again)

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welcome back nightwing 🙏

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going to the Bruce Wayne Defender competition, only to find out Dick Grayson founded it and has been the consecutive winner for 85+ years.

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Cassandra Cain and Stephanie Brown

stephcass :) read batgirl (2024) please

Close Ups

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So what I'm learning is I need to deep-dive into their comics and story because the Flash is actually a ridiculously decent mentor by the looks of it.

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I like to think that the logical conclusion of both Dick and Bruce's outlook on aging and retirement as superheroes generally being "I won't think about it and it'll probably mortally sort itself out before I'm forced to" is that they'll both end up going senile together in the vigilante retirement home where the staff keep having to retrieve them after they break out to go and be old man Batman and Robin

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Normalize an Alfred Pennyworth who is absolutely dogshit at his job. This freshly legal little slut moved to the Big Smoke to pursue his dreams of acting then did military service then immigrated to fucking new jersey probably bc it was cheaper than new york. then he got a job as a valet or housekeeping staff or some shit at the mansion of Most Rich and Killable Couple On The Eastern Seaboard and you KNOW his slutty ass slept his way to the top. pennywaynes truther martha and thomas were swingers and i'll DIE on that hill. so they are obsessed him and he's blowing out backs while the rest of the house staff talk mad shit in the kitchen and then Alfred's sugar mommy and daddy get fucking SHOT and have named him the GUARDIAN of their CHILD and he has to shape the fuck up. BUT HE STILL DOESNT KNOW HOW TO DO THIS JOB. this cunt aint got experience running a household, he's british and can't cook for shit, landscaping cleaning bills property management HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A STAR. and this is too much. so he fires the entire staff. and then single parents what will become the most emotionally fucked up human being on the face of the planet.

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okay i am officially a young dick grayson chubby cheek truther

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dick g's tendency to mythologise his own childhood (because he was eight) and everyone else refusing to challenge him on it (because hes so good it's believable)

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Superman and I have an ongoing debate about what would happen if we were to use the same tactics as our enemies. It always ends the same. I tell him my concerns, and he smiles and says I worry too much. But the thing that always scared me was this: if heroes ever started to act like our enemies… We'd be better villains than they ever were. - Joshua Williamson

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Superman & Batman scene redraw

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Surely he has a fitting name

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When they say Dick Grayson family move was the Quadruple flip they mean this trick:

(Video from Cirque du Soleil's instagram)

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younger siblings am i right

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bruce wayne by dan mora & tamra bonvillain