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they laid off the shrimp who fried rice. yeah. he’s out of wok now

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Honestly be pretentious as fuck about the stuff you create. Do a press release for your fanfic updates. Do a Q&A about your webcomic. Make fake merch designs for your OCs. Commission "official" book covers. Very few of us will ever get to a stage where something we've created Makes It Big but even if you have an audience of 5 people plus a shoelace fucking indulge yourself and pretend!! It's the only way to live!!

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the . Character <- referring to its own oc

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they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

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hell yesssss thank youuuuu for the reminder micheal my man gonna splurge with this one boys I totally forgot about my cent #mycent

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your life is not an optimization problem

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Just realised that whenever I see the phrase "I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole" I automatically think of a ten metre pole. Like a comically long pole. A ten foot pole isn't all that long. That's slightly less than two of my body lengths. Not touching something with a ten foot pole still lets you get pretty close to it actually.

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i saw a girl on tiktok who put her salt lamp in the dishwasher and didn’t realize it would dissolve, and it’s been on my mind for like 3 days

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that hotel california comic makes me lose my shit every single time & i’m so thankful for it honestly

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Being sensitive is a strength—it means you feel deeply. But unkindness? That’s a choice, and a sad one.

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