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Halloween is coming up! I’m dressing up as this :) What Tankers-inspired costume ideas do you guys have?
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What if you’re making out with a guy and you reach down to grab his dick but when you tug off his pants and boxers, instead of a dick he a has a model train and starts whispering “let me choo choo in ur hoo hoo” seductively
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This is the kind of mainstream representation we NEED. Thanks, Jia Tolentino, for being the best Tanker ever :)
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This is the future. . .this is the new world.
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When Gordon surprises you by using the back door ;)

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If only humans could experience love the way trains can. . .
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“Hey can I see your phone?”
“Yeah just a sec”
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I would live in my car.

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Everyone has wondered what it would be like to make love to Thomas or one of his friends. . .
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take me here pls

Hi Toby (at Fuji-Q)
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I love it when the plot of TTTE gets this intense. It's a huge turn on when you're afraid something might happen to Percy.
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Eat up, little guy.
#yum yum#tankers#Thomas the tank engine#nature#food#growing up big and strong#delicious#thanksgiving#sexy
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