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stuffed animal contest

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they laid off the shrimp who fried rice. yeah. he’s out of wok now

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here's something stupid: the catcatfish

some quick facts:

they're nocturnal and tend to roam around while awake.

they have keen senses of smell and hearing, but terrible eyesight. despite this, they also have a tapetum lucidum, making their pupils "glow" in the dark.

their fur is short, dense, and oily to waterproof them.

they prefer a diet of mostly meat and are attracted to strong-smelling food like fish, cheese, and anything fermented.

the elongated dewclaw on each front paw is sharp, flexible, and nonretractable. it injects a venom that causes respiratory failure and cardiac arrest in prey and, in extreme doses, humans. veterenarians typically remove the dewclaw venom glands during the neuter/spay procedure.

they grow to an average of 1m and 23kg (3ft and 50lb) but can reach up to double that length and triple the weight!

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gender is a concept created by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms

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conversations with my sisters cat

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05.13 - Lilypads

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Doodles

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My father was never very good with plurals and I fear I've followed in his feetsteep.

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Holy shit.

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ideologically i disagree with outside cats but i cannot deny the allure of being able to just meet a little guy anytime anywhere

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WEBFISHING!

a game perfectly made for the lonely people out there

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Updated version

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i mean. i guess he is yeah

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“I’m looking for a friend, and, maybe… more?”

“two friends?!”

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