confused-alpaca
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they/them, enby artist (art on @confusedalpacart) ..D&D, shitposts and D&D shitposts. Among other things. There's probably not any alpacas. Feel free to reblog but don't add discourse.
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Smoking cigarettes is bad for your health. Smoking green paint made of arsenic is worse~
More shenanigans involving Dante, a character from my wip illustrated novel about 19th century artists. Back then, most paints are made of highly toxic ingredients such as lead, mercury, and arsenic (for the the infamous color: Paris Green).
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I wish the world worked like it did in the stardew valley universe. If I'm strapped for cash I should be able to go grab some blackberries off the nearest roadside bush and go sell them to a grocery store for a quick ten bucks. I should be able to think "huh I wanna go talk to the wizard today" and then I go talk to the wizard in his wizard tower
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Token art for a tengu character I designed for the greatest WithTheFox some time ago <3
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I see your "Laios is trans" but that dude is THE most apathetically agender person on the planet. Laios does not have time for gender. Laios does not even HAVE a gender identity, he removed it to make room for more Monster Facts.
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The point of fiction is actually to put that guy in a situation™️, and he might try to tell you the point is to then get him out of the situation, WRONG, second situation
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Peacocks are hilarious, really. They really are just like
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I’m a teacher assistant for spanish grammar and the professor was explaining epícenos (single gendered words that encompass masculine and feminine beings) and he was using iguana as an example and he said: “there is only one gender… iguana” and i had to mute my microphone
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Skeletor has forever destroyed our ability to come up with voices for skeleton characters.
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dungeon meshi but they end up in the back rooms, a cursed idea that was eating away at my brain
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I've been getting into markers : )
Sofia gifted me a small fortune of copics, that she only remembered she had after watching me agonise over which colours to buy at the art shop for 25 minutes
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girl help im crying about fictional characters that only exist in my head again
#alpaca.txt#its the third time this week...... theres something wrong with me#it. sucks when a blorbo is an oc huh.#ik people often are overexaggerating when they say this but like. im hyperfixating on this fucking wizard.#i dont think im exagerating that at all tho. like. i have been completely unable to think of Important Things bc brain decided#that it was Thinking About Wizard time.#...........i probably should consider if i adhd#not just bc of the wizard tho thats. a part.
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